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[video] - what i need is a good defense
Mar. 15th, 2021 10:16 pmphdmotherfucker[ Harleen looks like she's had a rough night. The lighting is doing no favors for the dark circles under her watery red eyes, her mascara is smudged, and her hair probably hasn't even seen a comb. She clears her throat and her voice is raspy when she speaks. ]
So I got another round of memories, and uh. I think that other me is living in a horror movie or something. And I think she ... might not be the hero.
Are we absolutely sure there's no mute button on this shit?
So I got another round of memories, and uh. I think that other me is living in a horror movie or something. And I think she ... might not be the hero.
Are we absolutely sure there's no mute button on this shit?
[video] just enough of a bastard
Mar. 10th, 2021 11:18 pmtemptationaccomplished[Fell looks into the camera (he's obviously holding the phone) and takes a sip from the red in his bulbous wine glass.]
Well, this has been the first and absolutely last day of business for the Crowley Cousin Mover Company.
[He turns the camera around and you get a view of his studio apartment, in all its jewel-toned, eclectic vintage charm. If you've been to his flat, or had enough footage from a past video, you'll see he's acquired a new (to him, it's vintage of course), wooden desk. With the plethora of drawers, it looks exceedingly heavy, but it's been placed expertly into his crowded living space.
The Crowley Cousins in question, Alec and Anthony, are both obviously nursing sore muscles. Alec is laying on Aziraphale's vintage leather sofa. Anthony has an ice pack on his foot.]
Oh, I haven't broken you, have I? It's just a desk. Those strapping young men I hired made it look positively easy.
Well, this has been the first and absolutely last day of business for the Crowley Cousin Mover Company.
[He turns the camera around and you get a view of his studio apartment, in all its jewel-toned, eclectic vintage charm. If you've been to his flat, or had enough footage from a past video, you'll see he's acquired a new (to him, it's vintage of course), wooden desk. With the plethora of drawers, it looks exceedingly heavy, but it's been placed expertly into his crowded living space.
The Crowley Cousins in question, Alec and Anthony, are both obviously nursing sore muscles. Alec is laying on Aziraphale's vintage leather sofa. Anthony has an ice pack on his foot.]
Oh, I haven't broken you, have I? It's just a desk. Those strapping young men I hired made it look positively easy.
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Feb. 21st, 2021 04:39 pmneverjediI hate this month. Not because anything particularly terrible has happened - there's just something about it that feels heavy, every year.
I won't be sad to see the backside of it, though I know spring's still a bit away.
The only serious decision I'm making this week is whether or not I am finally getting another cat.
I have a white persian named Elsa, now. Most of my furniture is white, as is my carpet, but I'm thinking a black one. Maybe a dark brown tabby.
So.
If I manage to bite the bullet without making thirty three spread sheets:
Which color and what names should go into the possibility pool?
I won't be sad to see the backside of it, though I know spring's still a bit away.
The only serious decision I'm making this week is whether or not I am finally getting another cat.
I have a white persian named Elsa, now. Most of my furniture is white, as is my carpet, but I'm thinking a black one. Maybe a dark brown tabby.
So.
If I manage to bite the bullet without making thirty three spread sheets:
Which color and what names should go into the possibility pool?
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Feb. 16th, 2021 09:29 pmconsortofalderaanText
I happen to eat one of those candy hearts last week while I was home alone with my dog and was inspired to write poetry about him. I think you might enjoy it so I'll read it now.
Voice
My adorable Franklin, you inspire me to write.
I love the way you prance and run through the dog park,
Invading my mind day and through the night,
Always dreaming about your bushy tail and
the sound of your paws padding in the house.
Your dulcet tone warn me of the mail and strangers
Your stocky trunk and wet nose are the hallmarks of a healthy pup.
Ice bites the debris of February,
And wintertime has the cushy sextet.
But you are here to keep me warm with your head on my lap.
How do I love you? Let me count the ways.
I love your golden fur, generous kisses, and brown eyes.
Thinking of your perfect silky ears fills my days.
My love for you is an endless eternity.
[ Bail laughs at himself and then cuts the feed. ]
I happen to eat one of those candy hearts last week while I was home alone with my dog and was inspired to write poetry about him. I think you might enjoy it so I'll read it now.
Voice
My adorable Franklin, you inspire me to write.
I love the way you prance and run through the dog park,
Invading my mind day and through the night,
Always dreaming about your bushy tail and
the sound of your paws padding in the house.
Your dulcet tone warn me of the mail and strangers
Your stocky trunk and wet nose are the hallmarks of a healthy pup.
Ice bites the debris of February,
And wintertime has the cushy sextet.
But you are here to keep me warm with your head on my lap.
How do I love you? Let me count the ways.
I love your golden fur, generous kisses, and brown eyes.
Thinking of your perfect silky ears fills my days.
My love for you is an endless eternity.
[ Bail laughs at himself and then cuts the feed. ]
phdmotherfuckerIs it common to have the most terrible migraine after the event? And if so, does it happen every time? The IBA should seriously consider handing out Excedrin with their business cards. Maybe a pamphlet of common side effects. Something more tangibly useful than their mission statement.
(( This is essentially the same network prompt as used on the TDM. Happy to transfer threads over or start fresh. ))
(( This is essentially the same network prompt as used on the TDM. Happy to transfer threads over or start fresh. ))
darkforcerisingSo I was really misled by the Netflix series Blown Away. From the title, I really thought it was going to be about something completely different.
It also introduced me to the fact that there is a group of people out there who use the terms "glory hole," "hot glob' for totally different reasons than the rest of us would.
In short, today, I binge-watched Blown Away, and I learned something in the process.
It also introduced me to the fact that there is a group of people out there who use the terms "glory hole," "hot glob' for totally different reasons than the rest of us would.
In short, today, I binge-watched Blown Away, and I learned something in the process.
chenqing_player[There are dark circles under his eyes as he turns on the phone, looking like he is ready to punch something.]
Okay...so...I know we are all kind of getting used to the fact that we have these powers. And I admit I was kind of hoping I would be left out of getting too many of them.
[He sighs and pokes at a stuffed animal that has decided to jump up on the bed beside him. Yes...that teddy bear is moving by itself.]
Well...is there anyone out there that isn't afraid of ghosts and might be willing to be a chaperone while I make sure I don't summon a 100 foot marshmallow man?
[That teddy bear suddenly smacks the phone out of his hand and there is a black out for a moment and a small scuffle while he tosses the bear off the bed and reaches down to get the phone. His face comes back into view.]
Yeah, I'm definitely going to need some help before my whole apartment gets overrun by angry stuffed animals. So if there are any takers...let me know.
Okay...so...I know we are all kind of getting used to the fact that we have these powers. And I admit I was kind of hoping I would be left out of getting too many of them.
[He sighs and pokes at a stuffed animal that has decided to jump up on the bed beside him. Yes...that teddy bear is moving by itself.]
Well...is there anyone out there that isn't afraid of ghosts and might be willing to be a chaperone while I make sure I don't summon a 100 foot marshmallow man?
[That teddy bear suddenly smacks the phone out of his hand and there is a black out for a moment and a small scuffle while he tosses the bear off the bed and reaches down to get the phone. His face comes back into view.]
Yeah, I'm definitely going to need some help before my whole apartment gets overrun by angry stuffed animals. So if there are any takers...let me know.
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Jan. 26th, 2021 12:07 amserpentinthegarden[ You stay where you are. We're coming to collect you.
Those two statements from his most recent dream echoed in his mind throughout the day, making him nervous enough to startle when ever his office door had opened or one of the many NYBG gardeners had stepped out of the bushes to ask him a question. It was absolutely ridiculous! His finger drummed on his desk as he settled on a wild contingency plan... The only problem with it was he needed some help to pull it off. ]
Hey, anyone out there want to make a few bucks under the table?
Those two statements from his most recent dream echoed in his mind throughout the day, making him nervous enough to startle when ever his office door had opened or one of the many NYBG gardeners had stepped out of the bushes to ask him a question. It was absolutely ridiculous! His finger drummed on his desk as he settled on a wild contingency plan... The only problem with it was he needed some help to pull it off. ]
Hey, anyone out there want to make a few bucks under the table?
seawalled[when Ellie turns on the feed, she is clearly in the back alley of a Starbucks. broken-down cardboard boxes stamped with that infamous logo are piled up nearby, and she's holding a half-empty packet of madeleines, gesturing with it as she holds the phone in the other.
there is foamed milk all over her apron, and traces of it in her hair like soap suds. maybe that's why she's so worked up. and yes, she may be talking with her mouth just a bit full. like you've never stress eaten!]
Can someone tell me where people leave their bloody decency before they walk out the door in the mornings here? You know, I made it through the hols just fine, but today some woman who couldn't be arsed to take her Bluetooth out of her ear long enough to answer me when I wanted to clarify her order threw her bloody oat-milk latte in my face.
This is a decent enough temp job and I make a mint in tips, but I'm really, really ready to find a desk job. Anyone hear of anything through the grapevine? Indeed and this bloke Craig and his list aren't turning up much.
there is foamed milk all over her apron, and traces of it in her hair like soap suds. maybe that's why she's so worked up. and yes, she may be talking with her mouth just a bit full. like you've never stress eaten!]
Can someone tell me where people leave their bloody decency before they walk out the door in the mornings here? You know, I made it through the hols just fine, but today some woman who couldn't be arsed to take her Bluetooth out of her ear long enough to answer me when I wanted to clarify her order threw her bloody oat-milk latte in my face.
This is a decent enough temp job and I make a mint in tips, but I'm really, really ready to find a desk job. Anyone hear of anything through the grapevine? Indeed and this bloke Craig and his list aren't turning up much.
captainspain [Jack is looking a little nervous on camera like he has a big question to ask and isn't sure how to ask it.]
Uh...so...this might be a weird question....and I'm asking it because I've been out of the game a really long time.
How can you tell you're dating someone when your "dates" don't feel like "dates?"
Uh...so...this might be a weird question....and I'm asking it because I've been out of the game a really long time.
How can you tell you're dating someone when your "dates" don't feel like "dates?"
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Jan. 12th, 2021 02:49 pmconsortofalderaanI have a proposal I want to make.
To put it diplomatically, I do not think the Bureau-run support groups are helpful. Meeting others dealing with new memories of past lives is good, but the way the Bureau runs their meetings has no other benefit.
I am a therapist; this is an area I’m well trained for.
But I would like to know if this worth pursuing.
How many would be interested if we started our own support group, completely separate from the Bureau?
To put it diplomatically, I do not think the Bureau-run support groups are helpful. Meeting others dealing with new memories of past lives is good, but the way the Bureau runs their meetings has no other benefit.
I am a therapist; this is an area I’m well trained for.
But I would like to know if this worth pursuing.
How many would be interested if we started our own support group, completely separate from the Bureau?
darkforcerisingPart of my new year's resolutions is to work on being more responsible so I think I might get a plant.
What is the best plant for someone who knows nothing about them other than they probably need sunlight and water?
Can you grow a dandelion in a pot? Those are resilient, right?
What is the best plant for someone who knows nothing about them other than they probably need sunlight and water?
Can you grow a dandelion in a pot? Those are resilient, right?
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Jan. 10th, 2021 01:59 pmtramitis[ A video starts, showing the face of Ms. Becker. She doesn't wait more than a second to verify the message is recording. She looks as professional as usual and gets right to the point. ]
The Bureau has managed to close all of the portals which appeared after the Winter Solstice, save for one. This remaining is now contained in the same gateway we built to contain the portal from the events of last June. Both are still accessable. However, we at the Bureau still discourage travel between universes, and the portal will remain tracked and monitored: not only for the sake of our research, but for your safety.
I'm sure some of you may have some questions regarding these supernatural events. If you have them, you are welcome to ask them now and I will try to answer those questions to the best of my abilities.
As ever, we appreciate your continued cooperation. Thank you.
[ OOC: The gateway to the portals are located at Collecting Pond Park, on the same street as the Bureau building. Their gateway is the size of a normal doorway. There is a Bureau official that mans a booth next to the gateway - yes, they do take note of anyone that uses the portals.
The portals work through intent. While both portals are contained in the same gateway, the intent of the person using them dictacts which universe they go to.
This marks the end of the Dec 2020 Solstic Plot. ]
The Bureau has managed to close all of the portals which appeared after the Winter Solstice, save for one. This remaining is now contained in the same gateway we built to contain the portal from the events of last June. Both are still accessable. However, we at the Bureau still discourage travel between universes, and the portal will remain tracked and monitored: not only for the sake of our research, but for your safety.
I'm sure some of you may have some questions regarding these supernatural events. If you have them, you are welcome to ask them now and I will try to answer those questions to the best of my abilities.
As ever, we appreciate your continued cooperation. Thank you.
[ OOC: The gateway to the portals are located at Collecting Pond Park, on the same street as the Bureau building. Their gateway is the size of a normal doorway. There is a Bureau official that mans a booth next to the gateway - yes, they do take note of anyone that uses the portals.
The portals work through intent. While both portals are contained in the same gateway, the intent of the person using them dictacts which universe they go to.
This marks the end of the Dec 2020 Solstic Plot. ]
chenqing_player[The video clicks on and it is clear that he got distracted in the middle of making the call and all that can be seen is something blurry and moving. When he finally pulls the screen away it becomes clear he had the phone up against his chest and he is currently wrapped up in a heated blanket.]
Ah! Hello...maybe hello. Is anyone even here or is everyone still partying in the snow world?
[His speech might be slightly slurred and his eyes a little red. Hard to say if he has been crying or if it is just the effects of what has clearly been too much alcohol consumption.]
I had to get out of there. Too cold. Sooooo cold. Ugg. I hate winter.
[He clearly has either forgotten the point of this call or...there is no point to this call. He's just lonely.]
Did you enjoy New Years? Anyone have any resolutions? I don't really make any...but I like to cheer people on with theirs.
[And now the very large drink comes into view as he takes a long swallow of it. When it comes back down he looks at the video with a very serious expression.]
Can the resolution be to get so drunk that I forget...everything? Cause I think that's gonna be mine. Which means I should start on that right now.
[He's already well on his way...]
Ah! Hello...maybe hello. Is anyone even here or is everyone still partying in the snow world?
[His speech might be slightly slurred and his eyes a little red. Hard to say if he has been crying or if it is just the effects of what has clearly been too much alcohol consumption.]
I had to get out of there. Too cold. Sooooo cold. Ugg. I hate winter.
[He clearly has either forgotten the point of this call or...there is no point to this call. He's just lonely.]
Did you enjoy New Years? Anyone have any resolutions? I don't really make any...but I like to cheer people on with theirs.
[And now the very large drink comes into view as he takes a long swallow of it. When it comes back down he looks at the video with a very serious expression.]
Can the resolution be to get so drunk that I forget...everything? Cause I think that's gonna be mine. Which means I should start on that right now.
[He's already well on his way...]
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Dec. 7th, 2020 05:59 pmcaptainspain[Jack is looking a bit nervous when he gets on camera]
So I was thinking about hosting a party.....non themed despite what time of year it is.
Would anyone be interested in coming?
So I was thinking about hosting a party.....non themed despite what time of year it is.
Would anyone be interested in coming?
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Dec. 6th, 2020 09:55 pmdarkforcerisingI need someone to get me drunk.
Because, correct me if I'm wrong, I hear drinking alone is sad and pathetic.
Because, correct me if I'm wrong, I hear drinking alone is sad and pathetic.
[somewhat accidental video] -open
Nov. 16th, 2020 12:10 amscotch_egg[he is on a date. At a restaurant maybe, in a store, walking into or out of a theatre. It is an awkward date from any way you look at it. Either the person is loud, or awkward, or touchy-feely and Alec looks like a mad rabbit ready to bolt at any moment. Whatever moment the camera catches is bound to cause second hand embarrassment.
At some point though during the evening, Alec will find a way to squirrel away from his...other to hiss into the camera:]
Help me.
[though he meant to send it to Anthony, well, that's not how it turns out]
At some point though during the evening, Alec will find a way to squirrel away from his...other to hiss into the camera:]
Help me.
[though he meant to send it to Anthony, well, that's not how it turns out]