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[darkforcerising]

I need someone to get me drunk.

Because, correct me if I'm wrong, I hear drinking alone is sad and pathetic.

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texted privately to Anakin

[hardtoignore]

please dont

Re: texted privately to Anakin

[darkforcerising]

Why?

Re: texted privately to Anakin

[hardtoignore]

dont like it

Re: texted privately to Anakin

[darkforcerising]

You don't like alcohol... so other people can't drink it?

Re: texted privately to Anakin

[hardtoignore]

people do bad things when they drink

sometimes

Re: texted privately to Anakin

[darkforcerising]

There's a lot to unpack there for you, huh?

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[howkickassiam]

I'll take you out. We have to have one last hurrah 'cause...I'm moving back to Texas.

[ Not a bit of news he's been spreading around much, although the decision was made some time back. ]

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[darkforcerising]

Wow. What's in Texas?

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[howkickassiam]

My mom. She's getting older and I left home as soon as I graduated high school, so...

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[darkforcerising]

Oh, wow. Ya, I guess you gotta go. Good luck with that.

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[howkickassiam]

Yup. So what do you say to one last big hurrah?

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[darkforcerising]

Ya, sure. Where do you want to go?

Anakin - private

[not_as_i_do]

I'll volunteer if you like.

[the poor man sounds like he fully intends to drink to excess for Reasons, and if he's been a tee-totaler all this time, that's going to be ... rough. they may not be close, but he's fond of Anakin, and he doesn't want anything bad to come of this, especially given his propensity to injure himself and his PTSD]

Re: Anakin - private

[darkforcerising]

Where do you go to drink?

[Pfft, how could he get hurt? LOL, so many ways. Martin, watch out for him.]

Private to end

[not_as_i_do]

Oh, there are a few places. Do you feel more like talking while you drink, or being distracted? And if the answer is distraction, what rating are we going for?

[he knows a really good place to lose a lot of dollar bills]

Re: Private to end

[darkforcerising]

Why not both? Talk and be distracted?

What do you mean 'what rating' like... stars? Like three, four, five-star ratings? Do they get classier with more stars?

[not_as_i_do]

[oh you precious thing. Martin chuckles]

We can do both, I was mostly asking for noise level reasons. If we go to one of the clubs where you can't hear yourself think for the music, talking isn't an option.

As for the rating, I meant letters, Anakin. Particularly the two used to abbreviate the word "prescription".

[he just raises those wooly eyebrows meaningfully]

[darkforcerising]

... You... want to take me to a sex club?

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[darkenedmoon]

It is, yes, but there's no saying you have to drink alone.

Then again, you could always come over for dinner, too, and maybe we can talk it over? You may drink at my house, where the gods know you'd be safe at least. I won't judge.

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[darkforcerising]

That's a nice offer Ms. Naeuri. I can come for dinner. But I won't get wasted at your place, that would be rude.

[chenqing_player]

I'm always available for the shared experience of drinking extremely large amounts of alcohol.

[darkforcerising]

Extremely large amounts of alcohol- yes!

Where do we go?

[chenqing_player]

Depends! Do you want to be drunk in public or prefer a more private party?

[darkforcerising]

What do you mean 'private party'?

[chenqing_player]

Not everyone enjoys showing off their drunken antics at a bar. And if you happen to fall into that category, I happen to have a pretty healthy stash of things in my apartment.