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[darkforcerising]

New York style pizza isn't pizza, it's just a cracker with cheese on it.

Chigaco style pizza isn't pizza, it's just round lasagna.

Change my mind.

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[neverjedi]

You can't fold a cracker.

[temptationaccomplished]

Can we truly call it lasagna if it lacks lasagna style pasta? Should we not perhaps choose the term "pie" or "casserole?"

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[scotch_egg]

Right. I was a knob. You've got powers. This whole bloody thing is reality. I apologize for being an absolute arse. I'm not asking for forgiveness but we might need to work together in the future and I'd rather do it without looking like a bloody moron whenever... aliens attack or whatever is going to happen.

So there's that then.

[a beat]

I've no opinions on pizza.

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[traceofeffort]

I like both those things and don't think you're wrong, but now I want pepperoni lasagna and that sounds like it's right at the limits of my cooking ability.