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[darkforcerising]

New York style pizza isn't pizza, it's just a cracker with cheese on it.

Chigaco style pizza isn't pizza, it's just round lasagna.

Change my mind.

Comments

Re: Yes

[neverjedi]

So start there. It'll either work or catch fire. Keep water nearby to throw.

[darkforcerising]

I am smart enough to not throw water on electricity.

[neverjedi]

I meant on the fire not on the microwave. If it catches fire please unplug it first.

[darkforcerising]

I have no plans to set anything on fire any time today.

[neverjedi]

Then I win; it's not a tortilla with pizza toppings either.

[darkforcerising]

I guess I gotta go light something on fire now.