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[darkforcerising]

New York style pizza isn't pizza, it's just a cracker with cheese on it.

Chigaco style pizza isn't pizza, it's just round lasagna.

Change my mind.

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[darkforcerising]

Mushrooms = good

Pineapple = bad. Pineapple has no place being paired with tomato sauce.

[traceofeffort]

Good, I don't have to strangle someone. I wonder if you could just throw, like, a layer of dough in the bottom of a glass pan? If it's in a rectangle pan that's a few inches deep, is it still pizza?

[darkforcerising]

I think that's when it becomes a casserole.

[traceofeffort]

Yes, but can it be pizza and a casserole at the same time? A pizzerole, you could say? Or is that just super-pan?

I am so sorry, I never got the notif for this :(

[darkforcerising]

Maybe a cassizza?

Because a pizzaroll is already a thing you heat in the microwave.

[traceofeffort]

Ew, no, those are all well and good, but that's the opposite of what I want!!

...now I might make a super-deep-dish pizza just to say I did it. Except I shouldn't eat it all, that way lies only sadness. Maybe I'll make extra and share.