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Anthony J. Crowley ([personal profile] serpentinthegarden) wrote in [community profile] tramitem_net2020-11-08 01:23 pm

Video - Diving into online dating apps

[ Strange dreams from the night before plagued his mind but he settled down to try and carry on with his chosen mission in spite of them. ]

Are you a man or a woman interested in finding a man or a woman?

Anthony read the question carefully before typing in an answer and speaking it aloud although he was sitting alone. ]

Sure.

He wasn't entirely certain what Alec's preferences were so Anthony hedged his bets and picked both. All the better to give his antisocial cousin as many choices as possible. The profile pages were filled out with Alec's information, the usual age, sex and location goodies along with the likes and dislikes... which were heavier on the dislikes than the likes. And it was rounded out with a handsomely smiling selfie of Anthony himself. They did practically look like twins! So what if the smile was a lie and unlikely to actually be seen on Alec's face. The potential new couple could work that out when they finally met.

Anthony sat in the gloom of his bedroom typing up as many online dating profiles on his laptop as there were online dating websites. Not for him of course, he had some one. It was Alec's own fault for making it sound like he was out there looking for some one to love and going about it in entirely the wrong ways. He just needed a little help, a friendly nudge to get the ball rolling and then the rest was entirely up to him only some of these questions were so outlandish and wild that they needed to be shared with the 'Different' crowd! 
]

How do you prefer to be kissed, slow and tender or hard and passionately?

He frowned and gestured at his cell phone. ]

How would you even answer anything like that?? We're meeting for the first time not arranging a sleepover! Its a bit much for a profile question isn't it? Only thing worse would be asking how much you are making or... diving right into the do you want kids question.

His room was dark with the shades pulled tightly closed and yet he still wore his sunglasses as if he needed them to shield him from the glow of the computer. After a while he grumbled and rubbed at his eyes, while still keeping them very carefully shielded from the camera. ]

Sod it. I'll think of something to write in.

Anthony paused and frowned again at the screen.]

And now someone's asking if I'll watch their cat this weekend??

Each words was typed angrily. ]

Hire. A. Sitter.
At least a few of these don't look like lost causes. What do you lot think, is the online dating market always this bad? Maybe there is a better site out there?
temptationaccomplished: (frowny face)

[personal profile] temptationaccomplished 2020-11-09 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[You have a point, not that he didn't already know Alec struggled at socializing. But... meat market.]

It tells me someone should wash his mouth out with soap.

That's crass. Meat market. Hmph. As if they're cattle. I thought him a more sensitive soul than that.
scotch_egg: (what)

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[personal profile] scotch_egg 2020-11-09 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[he could even pick the lock, but he won't do either.]

Do you want anything to eat? [it was an Ellie thing true, but food did bring people together, didn't it?]
darkenedmoon: (uncertain)

[personal profile] darkenedmoon 2020-11-09 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
I believe the question then is, whose good? Yours? I would be more angry if I thought for a moment your heart was in the wrong place.

I do believe you have a good outcome in mind. However, I think you are going about it improperly at best. If I had a better idea, best believe I would shove you in that direction! But there's a reason I have been single for years.

[Relationships were often a horror, in her mind. She had littleno interest in such things.]
darkenedmoon: (resigned)

[personal profile] darkenedmoon 2020-11-09 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a long, long silence, and her face is still on the screen. Then Yotsuyu sighs.]

I understand that. Mayhap it is by choice? [Alec hadn't precisely been cordial when she had spoken to him, but things could have changed, since then.]

Since I am clearly not dissuading you, I should hope you are being cautious!
temptationaccomplished: (adoringly fond)

[personal profile] temptationaccomplished 2020-11-09 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[He smiles fondly and pulls Anthony...er, the phone, closer.]

I know. I just feel like he ought to find them himself. He deserves someone truly special, and he deserves to have been their choice, instead of this trick.
darkenedmoon: (what??)

[personal profile] darkenedmoon 2020-11-09 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
...oh, Anthony, if that isn't a blatant display of just why this is a bad idea...

But yes, it is good that you are not handling out particulars. That might just cross a line.

[But my, she does look pained.]
darkenedmoon: (musing)

[personal profile] darkenedmoon 2020-11-09 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Possibly...if Alec likes doughnuts. I am sure you'll say everyone does, but...

[Well, she certainly does, but Yotsuyu has quite the sweet tooth...]

I just don't want him to be angry at you, either. You are family.
temptationaccomplished: (sideeye)

[personal profile] temptationaccomplished 2020-11-09 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Do you really think Alec won't find out? He's Alec.
temptationaccomplished: (tickled pink)

[personal profile] temptationaccomplished 2020-11-09 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I do. Like doughnuts, that is
So tell her I'll gladly take her out to lunch in exchange for doughnuts.
temptationaccomplished: (temptation accomplished)

[personal profile] temptationaccomplished 2020-11-09 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. We both greatly appreciate it and if there is anything we could do in exchange, of course let us know.

Oh?? But even your troupe of young people would be a delight to have. The youth always embrace the creative spirit the strongest.
scotch_egg: (listen to me)

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[personal profile] scotch_egg 2020-11-09 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Right. [since it was open anyway, he shoved the rest of the way in, or tried] What are you hiding?
scotch_egg: (you can't be serious)

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[personal profile] scotch_egg 2020-11-09 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
[he was concerned about the eyes, that was his main priority. Anthony was trying to hide it but it was bloody stupid as it would come out sooner or later. He scooped up the sunglasses from where they were on the floor, then caught sight of the laptop and the dating site.

It made him frown, but a quicker glance made him livid]


What the fuck are you even doing? What the fuck? Are you dating people under my name? What kind of freaks are you seeing? Fuck! How do I delete this shit?
scotch_egg: (you can't be serious)

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[personal profile] scotch_egg 2020-11-09 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Christ!

[he jumped a mile at those eyes, falling back into the chair. They didn't feel like contacts. They felt like something else taking over. His chest squeezed. He made a conscious effort not to grip his shirt and instead gripped the chair so hard his knuckles turned white. ]

What the hell are you turning into?

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