[video] just enough of a bastard

[temptationaccomplished]

[Fell looks into the camera (he's obviously holding the phone) and takes a sip from the red in his bulbous wine glass.]

Well, this has been the first and absolutely last day of business for the Crowley Cousin Mover Company.

[He turns the camera around and you get a view of his studio apartment, in all its jewel-toned, eclectic vintage charm. If you've been to his flat, or had enough footage from a past video, you'll see he's acquired a new (to him, it's vintage of course), wooden desk. With the plethora of drawers, it looks exceedingly heavy, but it's been placed expertly into his crowded living space.

The Crowley Cousins in question, Alec and Anthony, are both obviously nursing sore muscles. Alec is laying on Aziraphale's vintage leather sofa. Anthony has an ice pack on his foot.]

Oh, I haven't broken you, have I? It's just a desk. Those strapping young men I hired made it look positively easy.

Comments

[scotch_egg]

Wasn't laughing at that. [Fell was brilliant. But he was also a spoiled pansy]

[temptationaccomplished]

Well, don't laugh at Professor Kirk either. He's, well...sort of our guest.

If you're not nice, I'll let Anthony drop the desk on you.

[scotch_egg]

That would be a blessing at this point. [his back is murder]

[tobodlygo]

Are you kidding?

[Jim's face blows wide with a grin.]

That's amazing! There's so much to restoration that needs so much attention to detail and knowledge of the materials used- I've always found that sorta stuff fascinating. Too bad I don't know the business end of a paintbrush from its handle. Do.. are they called handles on paintbrushes?

And please don't drop that desk on anyone... Looks like it was expensive, and like it might be kinda hard to get blood stains out of.

[He's smirking a little bit, sure. He thinks he makes good jokes sometimes.]

But uh, do you guys need anything now? If you need a driver I can pick people up or uh, bring some food or something? Maybe some painkillers.

[serpentinthegarden]

Too late. Alec already dropped it on some one...

[ So it was grumbled as he adjusted his frozen peas to provide better therapy to his very likely broken foot. ]

[scotch_egg]

Why don't you have Fell kiss it and make it better. Isn't that supposed to be his thing.

Also I don't need medication I'm fine. [he was already medicated enough. thank you. In just a moment he would prove it to everyone]

[serpentinthegarden]

[ No comment will be made about Fell's kisses or how much he enjoys them on a conference call. ]

You need more than medication...

[temptationaccomplished]

[Fell was pleased as punch to be gushed at so much about his chosen profession, he might as well be glowing. He's so flattered and then Anthony and Alec have to rain on his parade.]

Actually... And I do hate to be a burden to new acquaintance, but if you truly are offering, we could use a ride to the hospital.

Anthony is unfortunately in no fit shape to drive and neither Alec nor I do in the first place.

[To the peanut gallery] Would you kindly...! I am trying to talk!

[To Jim] If you can find it in you to tolerate these two. I do wonder sometimes why I do.

[scotch_egg]

[he shuts up but he's not going to any bloody hospital]

[tobodlygo]

Yeah, I can take you guys, no problem. These guys are nothing, you should try taking to since of the undergrads I have to teach.
[Honestly, some of them wine so, so much.]

Text me your address and I can be right over.