[video] just enough of a bastard

[temptationaccomplished]

[Fell looks into the camera (he's obviously holding the phone) and takes a sip from the red in his bulbous wine glass.]

Well, this has been the first and absolutely last day of business for the Crowley Cousin Mover Company.

[He turns the camera around and you get a view of his studio apartment, in all its jewel-toned, eclectic vintage charm. If you've been to his flat, or had enough footage from a past video, you'll see he's acquired a new (to him, it's vintage of course), wooden desk. With the plethora of drawers, it looks exceedingly heavy, but it's been placed expertly into his crowded living space.

The Crowley Cousins in question, Alec and Anthony, are both obviously nursing sore muscles. Alec is laying on Aziraphale's vintage leather sofa. Anthony has an ice pack on his foot.]

Oh, I haven't broken you, have I? It's just a desk. Those strapping young men I hired made it look positively easy.

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[scotch_egg]

Piss off. [he can't move. He hurts. It'll be better tomorrow but right now he can't take his face off the sofa.]

I'd like to see you lift it, you great pansy.

[serpentinthegarden]

[ Lounging across a antique armchair like it was a chaise with his poor foot wrapped in frozen peas he glared daggers at Aziraphale as if his eye lasers might just cause him to spill that wine. ]

You'll think its funny when you have to carry me downstairs to an uber.

You can't hire strapping young men to do that and I'm not letting Alec anywhere near me after that stunning display of dexterity...

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[phdmotherfucker]

Aw, what a shame. And here I was planning on some furniture shopping this weekend. I don't suppose they can be coaxed out of retirement?

[ She's kidding. Mostly. Really, carrying a sofa is the least they could do after that terrible blind date. ]

Your place looks nice.

[ If the bare white wall behind her and vague echo on the audio is anything to go by, her own apartment is terribly underdecorated. ]

[tobodlygo]

Do you uh... Do you need anymore help?

[James almost regrets asking, because going by the looks of things that's already a lot of work but...]

Three pairs of hands are better than two?

[captainspain]

[Jack chuckles at the image]

Please tell me you are going to feed these poor men Mr. Fell they look like they need it.