[video] just enough of a bastard

[temptationaccomplished]

[Fell looks into the camera (he's obviously holding the phone) and takes a sip from the red in his bulbous wine glass.]

Well, this has been the first and absolutely last day of business for the Crowley Cousin Mover Company.

[He turns the camera around and you get a view of his studio apartment, in all its jewel-toned, eclectic vintage charm. If you've been to his flat, or had enough footage from a past video, you'll see he's acquired a new (to him, it's vintage of course), wooden desk. With the plethora of drawers, it looks exceedingly heavy, but it's been placed expertly into his crowded living space.

The Crowley Cousins in question, Alec and Anthony, are both obviously nursing sore muscles. Alec is laying on Aziraphale's vintage leather sofa. Anthony has an ice pack on his foot.]

Oh, I haven't broken you, have I? It's just a desk. Those strapping young men I hired made it look positively easy.

Comments

[serpentinthegarden]

Or spill some wine on a stubborn ass...

[ He would be satisfied with that. ]

[scotch_egg]

There's plenty of whine already.

[temptationaccomplished]

I was going to say it'd be a waste of a good wine, but after that, I am reconsidering.

[scotch_egg]

Stay away from my arse.

[temptationaccomplished]

But a rump roast pairs best with a nice red.

[scotch_egg]

I don't even want to know what innuendo you're spouting now.

[temptationaccomplished]

[Eyeroll.]