[video] just enough of a bastard

[temptationaccomplished]

[Fell looks into the camera (he's obviously holding the phone) and takes a sip from the red in his bulbous wine glass.]

Well, this has been the first and absolutely last day of business for the Crowley Cousin Mover Company.

[He turns the camera around and you get a view of his studio apartment, in all its jewel-toned, eclectic vintage charm. If you've been to his flat, or had enough footage from a past video, you'll see he's acquired a new (to him, it's vintage of course), wooden desk. With the plethora of drawers, it looks exceedingly heavy, but it's been placed expertly into his crowded living space.

The Crowley Cousins in question, Alec and Anthony, are both obviously nursing sore muscles. Alec is laying on Aziraphale's vintage leather sofa. Anthony has an ice pack on his foot.]

Oh, I haven't broken you, have I? It's just a desk. Those strapping young men I hired made it look positively easy.

Comments

[temptationaccomplished]

[Fell's expression says "is it edible? really?" (And to think, he kisses that mouth)

He realized he didn't have pizza in his phone listing, so he set about looking up the pizza place's number in his little box of takeout menus.]

Alec, what can I get for you? Anything, from anywhere.

[scotch_egg]

No. [let him die]

[serpentinthegarden]

Alec doesn't eat. He absorbs power from the sun like superman.

[ Does that sound silly? Good, cause it is... like not eating anything after a hard day's failing at work. ]

[temptationaccomplished]

[Alec gets A Look.]

I am aware. I'm not sure I've ever had a complete meal with him, outside of our little vacation to your aunt's.

[To Alec.] I'll order you some bread from the bakery down the street. We can dress it up with some butter--or would that be too much?

[scotch_egg]

Keep it. [he'd rather photosynthesize thank you very much]

[temptationaccomplished]

You will eat something, Alec Crowley, so help me.

[serpentinthegarden]

Better agree. He will start pouting if you don't!

[scotch_egg]

Oh no. Anything but that.