temptationaccomplished: (Bastille)
Aziraphale ([personal profile] temptationaccomplished) wrote in [community profile] tramitem_net2021-03-10 11:18 pm

[video] just enough of a bastard

[Fell looks into the camera (he's obviously holding the phone) and takes a sip from the red in his bulbous wine glass.]

Well, this has been the first and absolutely last day of business for the Crowley Cousin Mover Company.

[He turns the camera around and you get a view of his studio apartment, in all its jewel-toned, eclectic vintage charm. If you've been to his flat, or had enough footage from a past video, you'll see he's acquired a new (to him, it's vintage of course), wooden desk. With the plethora of drawers, it looks exceedingly heavy, but it's been placed expertly into his crowded living space.

The Crowley Cousins in question, Alec and Anthony, are both obviously nursing sore muscles. Alec is laying on Aziraphale's vintage leather sofa. Anthony has an ice pack on his foot.]


Oh, I haven't broken you, have I? It's just a desk. Those strapping young men I hired made it look positively easy.
phdmotherfucker: (141 - NVxOBMI)

[personal profile] phdmotherfucker 2021-03-12 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Defenses up, right on cue.
phdmotherfucker: (298 - VxYXSNZ)

[personal profile] phdmotherfucker 2021-03-12 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it should be poetic, right? It's the arts, after all.
scotch_egg: (puppy eyes)

[personal profile] scotch_egg 2021-03-12 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
This is why I don't want friends. Would rather die alone in an unmarked grave.
phdmotherfucker: (57 - 4snx1pT)

[personal profile] phdmotherfucker 2021-03-12 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
If you don't meet people and do things, you'll run out of stuff to complain about. And you love to complaining. You're so good at it!
scotch_egg: (listening)

[personal profile] scotch_egg 2021-03-12 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[he pulls the pillow further over his head and refuses to respond to either of them]
phdmotherfucker: (187 - 7mhoED3)

[personal profile] phdmotherfucker 2021-03-12 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
I never really had the eye for art, myself. I come from a long line of people with no taste.
phdmotherfucker: (65 - QKNh2Wa)

[personal profile] phdmotherfucker 2021-03-12 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yay, she won! ]
scotch_egg: (suspich)

[personal profile] scotch_egg 2021-03-12 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
[congratulations.

They're still not friends.]
phdmotherfucker: (320 - uBHIPI2)

[personal profile] phdmotherfucker 2021-03-12 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Oh really? Come take a look my family's prized heirloom taxidermy beaver dressed like a ballerina princess, and tell me that's valid.
scotch_egg: (you believe that)

[personal profile] scotch_egg 2021-03-12 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Now you know what to get him for Christmas.
phdmotherfucker: (406 - N5EyjnA)

[personal profile] phdmotherfucker 2021-03-12 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
It's half burned.
phdmotherfucker: (84 - s8WBGkR)

[personal profile] phdmotherfucker 2021-03-12 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Nana Frances stabbed Pop with a fork when he tried to sneak it into a garage sale.
phdmotherfucker: (508 - r9TR6TX)

[personal profile] phdmotherfucker 2021-03-12 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no, I couldn't possibly give my beaver away to just anyone.
phdmotherfucker: (327 - Wbb8yMR)

[personal profile] phdmotherfucker 2021-03-12 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
The Quinzels are sure something, anyway.
scotch_egg: (exhausted)

[personal profile] scotch_egg 2021-03-12 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
[he thoroughly regrets speaking. Again. Thanks]
phdmotherfucker: (pic#14673005)

[personal profile] phdmotherfucker 2021-03-12 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh she does like to shut him up. ]

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