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Anthony J. Crowley ([personal profile] serpentinthegarden) wrote in [community profile] tramitem_net2020-11-08 01:23 pm

Video - Diving into online dating apps

[ Strange dreams from the night before plagued his mind but he settled down to try and carry on with his chosen mission in spite of them. ]

Are you a man or a woman interested in finding a man or a woman?

Anthony read the question carefully before typing in an answer and speaking it aloud although he was sitting alone. ]

Sure.

He wasn't entirely certain what Alec's preferences were so Anthony hedged his bets and picked both. All the better to give his antisocial cousin as many choices as possible. The profile pages were filled out with Alec's information, the usual age, sex and location goodies along with the likes and dislikes... which were heavier on the dislikes than the likes. And it was rounded out with a handsomely smiling selfie of Anthony himself. They did practically look like twins! So what if the smile was a lie and unlikely to actually be seen on Alec's face. The potential new couple could work that out when they finally met.

Anthony sat in the gloom of his bedroom typing up as many online dating profiles on his laptop as there were online dating websites. Not for him of course, he had some one. It was Alec's own fault for making it sound like he was out there looking for some one to love and going about it in entirely the wrong ways. He just needed a little help, a friendly nudge to get the ball rolling and then the rest was entirely up to him only some of these questions were so outlandish and wild that they needed to be shared with the 'Different' crowd! 
]

How do you prefer to be kissed, slow and tender or hard and passionately?

He frowned and gestured at his cell phone. ]

How would you even answer anything like that?? We're meeting for the first time not arranging a sleepover! Its a bit much for a profile question isn't it? Only thing worse would be asking how much you are making or... diving right into the do you want kids question.

His room was dark with the shades pulled tightly closed and yet he still wore his sunglasses as if he needed them to shield him from the glow of the computer. After a while he grumbled and rubbed at his eyes, while still keeping them very carefully shielded from the camera. ]

Sod it. I'll think of something to write in.

Anthony paused and frowned again at the screen.]

And now someone's asking if I'll watch their cat this weekend??

Each words was typed angrily. ]

Hire. A. Sitter.
At least a few of these don't look like lost causes. What do you lot think, is the online dating market always this bad? Maybe there is a better site out there?
temptationaccomplished: (ah thank you! just as planned)

[personal profile] temptationaccomplished 2020-11-12 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
[He looks up with an almost bashful smile, caught off guard at the smoothness and sweetness of the sentiment, though this is hardly the first time Anthony's been so clever. He forgets for a moment that he's supposed to be supplying ideas for wine.]

Oh.

Right, then, ah... Old fashioned aren't so very sweet. I'm thinking a slightly drier red might be in order. Maybe a nice Zinfandel--one with a little smokiness and spice.
temptationaccomplished: (skeptical)

[personal profile] temptationaccomplished 2020-11-12 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[He looks down at the shirt, then packs it into his overnight bag with a glare.]

Oh, go get the wine.
temptationaccomplished: (I'm in technicolor!)

[personal profile] temptationaccomplished 2020-11-12 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
And plates for the pastries! Oh, and do be careful you don't trip in the dark with those glasses--

Ta ta for now, darling.
temptationaccomplished: (aziraphale-san)

Action

[personal profile] temptationaccomplished 2020-11-12 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fell arrived quickly enough once he set himself to actually packing his bag. He overpacked, because he figured Anthony had space for one or two sweaters and a few bow ties, and a pair of trousers or two, and some underpants, and all manner of things that were not actually Anthony's--just so that Fell had them without having to always remember to pack. Yes, he could do his new quickchange power, but sometimes one just wanted to change clothes the old fashioned way.

And of course he had doughnuts, enough to share. He let himself in with a code and put the doughnut box down in the kitchen, before making his way to Anthony's room and giving a gentle knock on the door.]
temptationaccomplished: (temptation accomplished)

Re: Action

[personal profile] temptationaccomplished 2020-11-12 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Curious and surprised, he peeked behind the door. How magical! No mechanism at all! It was always so fascinating how those demonic powers worked. Fell put down the bag near the door, glowing brightly with joy at the eager greeting and the lengths Anthony went through to dress up his room.]

Anthony.

I took the underground. [Fell settled himself on the edge of the bed next to his very alluring demon. He leaned over to kiss Anthony hello.] You know, it was a miraculously smooth trip.
temptationaccomplished: (that went rather badly)

[personal profile] temptationaccomplished 2020-11-13 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not even sure I could catalogue them all; seems I'm finding new things every day. [Usually by accident. He had seen what Anthony could use his powers for, and replicated some of the techniques. With a snap, his cocoa reheated itself, or his lights turned off. It was really very marvelous, but he had to wonder what the limitations were. How much power did an angel have and shouldn't he want to use it for better things than that?]

[He brushed his fingers along the snake tattoo, but didn't remove the sunglasses without permission.]


To be honest, I don't know if I should even be using them so freely. That memory of the Bastille suggested I got quite a scolding for too many "frivolous" uses of miracles.

Is it terrible, really, to use them for my own convenience?
temptationaccomplished: (adoringly fond)

[personal profile] temptationaccomplished 2020-11-13 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[He glanced upward.] You make it sound so simple.

[As the glasses came off, he gave another small, soft intake of air and the faintest hesitation, as if still trying to convince himself this change was real. In person, they're a more vibrant than the video call had led him to believe, and in the flickering candlelight, Anthony was stunning and otherworldly.]

[He cupped Anthony's face in his hands and smiled at his beautiful demon.]


Good, because I'm sure finding a demon lovely is positively blasphemous. But I'm afraid, to me, you are the loveliest thing in all of creation.
temptationaccomplished: (I forgive you)

[personal profile] temptationaccomplished 2020-11-13 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Morality was different, he supposed, when one was an angel and a demon and not strictly human. Difficult to say, when one was at least mostly human; but some things, Aziraphale liked to think, were universally terrible and unthinkable acts, even to a demon of Anthony's caliber.]

Rape. Genocide. The things Clarence tried to accuse you of. Those would be unforgiveable.

[With a snap of his fingers in the direction of the entrance, the bedroom door kindly decided to shut itself and give them some privacy. He eased down onto the bed beside Anthony, laying on his side to face him.]

Your eyes are not something you need forgiven. They are a beautiful part of you.

...Would you like to talk about the dream?
temptationaccomplished: (rodens  (207))

[personal profile] temptationaccomplished 2020-11-13 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
[He looked away, mostly to frown down at Anthony's chest as he tried to make sense of what he was hearing. Anti-Christ. And once again, as with the apple, there was Anthony to courier in this dramatic upheaval.]

Surely Heav- [He thought of the archangels and changed his mind. Aziraphale looked up at him earnestly.] I wouldn't just allow this. I'd thwart you!

[But he had heard a horn sound off in the distance of that memory. The angels had said it was starting. They'd referred to wartime. They couldn't have meant- Oh, good lord- But they'd accused him of conspiring with Crowley, and he was, he was sure he was- After all, they'd talked about killing a child together...!!]

[...It wasn't Anthony's fault. He was told to get up there and make some trouble. It was what a demon was always supposed to do.]

[It was Aziraphale's fault. He was the angel. He was supposed to be the force of good in opposition to Anthony's wiles. And when it mattered most, he hadn't been.]


...I was supposed to thwart you.

You'd asked me to, I think, in that first memory. My very first. When you'd asked me to kill Warlock.
temptationaccomplished: (you go too fast)

[personal profile] temptationaccomplished 2020-11-13 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
[A very sobering thought.] Perhaps everyone's worlds have ended. Maybe that's why we're all here--a Purgatory, of sorts.

I've been thinking... that magic school--I don't know where or how it fits into Earth's timeline, but I'm fairly certain it was you I was trying to summon.

Maybe because we were separated, as punishment.

Maybe Elliott wasn't wrong about reincarnation.
temptationaccomplished: (sheltering wing)

[personal profile] temptationaccomplished 2020-11-13 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
[He kissed Anthony's forehead.] I know. I know you would.

I apologize for earlier. I should have never doubted your faithfulness.
temptationaccomplished: (shot thru the heart & you're to blame)

[personal profile] temptationaccomplished 2020-11-13 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[He curled into Anthony's embrace, soaking in the warmth

You didn't lose me. I was angry; I thought we had an [Agreement, no, that sounded too businesslike and contractual. Arrangement sounded too scandalous.] understanding and I'd thought you'd...changed your mind.

Flirting is fine; you're a performer, it's what you do. I'm content in the knowledge that I'm still your number one--what is the word?--"groupie"? [The nose-wrinkling smile and cheery vanity of the declaration faded to seriousness.]

But if this thing between us is ever not what you want anymore, or you want to change it, I want you to be able to tell me. You're important to me, and so is your happiness.

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