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Anthony J. Crowley ([personal profile] serpentinthegarden) wrote in [community profile] tramitem_net2020-11-08 01:23 pm

Video - Diving into online dating apps

[ Strange dreams from the night before plagued his mind but he settled down to try and carry on with his chosen mission in spite of them. ]

Are you a man or a woman interested in finding a man or a woman?

Anthony read the question carefully before typing in an answer and speaking it aloud although he was sitting alone. ]

Sure.

He wasn't entirely certain what Alec's preferences were so Anthony hedged his bets and picked both. All the better to give his antisocial cousin as many choices as possible. The profile pages were filled out with Alec's information, the usual age, sex and location goodies along with the likes and dislikes... which were heavier on the dislikes than the likes. And it was rounded out with a handsomely smiling selfie of Anthony himself. They did practically look like twins! So what if the smile was a lie and unlikely to actually be seen on Alec's face. The potential new couple could work that out when they finally met.

Anthony sat in the gloom of his bedroom typing up as many online dating profiles on his laptop as there were online dating websites. Not for him of course, he had some one. It was Alec's own fault for making it sound like he was out there looking for some one to love and going about it in entirely the wrong ways. He just needed a little help, a friendly nudge to get the ball rolling and then the rest was entirely up to him only some of these questions were so outlandish and wild that they needed to be shared with the 'Different' crowd! 
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How do you prefer to be kissed, slow and tender or hard and passionately?

He frowned and gestured at his cell phone. ]

How would you even answer anything like that?? We're meeting for the first time not arranging a sleepover! Its a bit much for a profile question isn't it? Only thing worse would be asking how much you are making or... diving right into the do you want kids question.

His room was dark with the shades pulled tightly closed and yet he still wore his sunglasses as if he needed them to shield him from the glow of the computer. After a while he grumbled and rubbed at his eyes, while still keeping them very carefully shielded from the camera. ]

Sod it. I'll think of something to write in.

Anthony paused and frowned again at the screen.]

And now someone's asking if I'll watch their cat this weekend??

Each words was typed angrily. ]

Hire. A. Sitter.
At least a few of these don't look like lost causes. What do you lot think, is the online dating market always this bad? Maybe there is a better site out there?
scotch_egg: (i will cut u)

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[personal profile] scotch_egg 2020-11-09 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
The hard part of what? Are you bored of Fell already? Is that what this is? You're just going to casually toss all that aside?

[when he does get there he's going to smack his cousin round the head, locked door or not]
scotch_egg: (unamsed)

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[personal profile] scotch_egg 2020-11-09 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
And you're lonely. [deadpan] And an idiot.
scotch_egg: (you)

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[personal profile] scotch_egg 2020-11-09 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
I don't trust your plans. Your plans are shit. Tell me what's going on.
scotch_egg: (doesn't seem right)

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[personal profile] scotch_egg 2020-11-09 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[a long pause.

is...there something more going on? Something he can't see?]


Do...you...need to talk?
scotch_egg: (compassion)

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[personal profile] scotch_egg 2020-11-09 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure? [a beat] Did something happen?
scotch_egg: (squint)

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[personal profile] scotch_egg 2020-11-09 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Probably one day... [is it the shitty memories again]

Are...you going blind?
scotch_egg: (what)

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[personal profile] scotch_egg 2020-11-09 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
What the hell does that mean.

No, hang on.

[he hangs up and then after about five minutes is up in the flat and tries the door. Then knocks]

Anty?
scotch_egg: (what)

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[personal profile] scotch_egg 2020-11-09 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[he could even pick the lock, but he won't do either.]

Do you want anything to eat? [it was an Ellie thing true, but food did bring people together, didn't it?]
scotch_egg: (listen to me)

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[personal profile] scotch_egg 2020-11-09 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Right. [since it was open anyway, he shoved the rest of the way in, or tried] What are you hiding?
scotch_egg: (you can't be serious)

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[personal profile] scotch_egg 2020-11-09 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
[he was concerned about the eyes, that was his main priority. Anthony was trying to hide it but it was bloody stupid as it would come out sooner or later. He scooped up the sunglasses from where they were on the floor, then caught sight of the laptop and the dating site.

It made him frown, but a quicker glance made him livid]


What the fuck are you even doing? What the fuck? Are you dating people under my name? What kind of freaks are you seeing? Fuck! How do I delete this shit?
scotch_egg: (you can't be serious)

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[personal profile] scotch_egg 2020-11-09 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Christ!

[he jumped a mile at those eyes, falling back into the chair. They didn't feel like contacts. They felt like something else taking over. His chest squeezed. He made a conscious effort not to grip his shirt and instead gripped the chair so hard his knuckles turned white. ]

What the hell are you turning into?
scotch_egg: (agony)

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[personal profile] scotch_egg 2020-11-09 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
[it was real. It was real. More than the ears or anything it was real. It wasn't Anthony anymore, maybe Anthony had never been, maybe none of this was actually happening--

He shook his head and tried to get up, only succeeding on falling out of the chair and landing hard on the floor. He needed to calm down. Fuck he just needed to calm down. He pulled his knees to his chest in a subconscious gesture and tried to breathe]

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