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[darkforcerising]

New York style pizza isn't pizza, it's just a cracker with cheese on it.

Chigaco style pizza isn't pizza, it's just round lasagna.

Change my mind.

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[neverjedi]

You can't fold a cracker.

[darkforcerising]

That is a valid argument against my position!

[temptationaccomplished]

Can we truly call it lasagna if it lacks lasagna style pasta? Should we not perhaps choose the term "pie" or "casserole?"

[neverjedi]

Good. Buy me a slice later.

[darkforcerising]

Casserole! Yes. I'll accept that amendment. It's very midwestern, too.

[darkforcerising]

Sure.

But before we leave this subject completely - how do you counter the argument that New York style pizza is a tortilla with cheese on it.

[neverjedi]

Tortillas don't have yeast.

[darkforcerising]

I don't see the problem?

[neverjedi]

Different flavor profile, doesn't rise. Also turns into a cracker when baked and can't be folded.

[darkforcerising]

Only when deep fried.

[neverjedi]

Put a tortilla in your oven and it will turn crunchy, I promise.

[darkforcerising]

You think I use my oven?

That's cute.

[neverjedi]

You've cooked for me!

Are you so sure about the deal you made with this uncultured fool, Ben?

[darkforcerising]

I used the stove. I know how to use the stove when I have to boil something.

Everything else, I can use the microwave to heat up.

Yes

[neverjedi]

Go put a tortilla in the microwave and see how long it takes to turn crunchy.

Re: Yes

[darkforcerising]

If I know my microwave, probably about ten minutes.

Re: Yes

[neverjedi]

So start there. It'll either work or catch fire. Keep water nearby to throw.

[darkforcerising]

I am smart enough to not throw water on electricity.

[neverjedi]

I meant on the fire not on the microwave. If it catches fire please unplug it first.

[darkforcerising]

I have no plans to set anything on fire any time today.

[neverjedi]

Then I win; it's not a tortilla with pizza toppings either.

[darkforcerising]

I guess I gotta go light something on fire now.

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[scotch_egg]

Right. I was a knob. You've got powers. This whole bloody thing is reality. I apologize for being an absolute arse. I'm not asking for forgiveness but we might need to work together in the future and I'd rather do it without looking like a bloody moron whenever... aliens attack or whatever is going to happen.

So there's that then.

[a beat]

I've no opinions on pizza.

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[darkforcerising]

Okay. Apology accepted. Good talk.

[ He's not sure what is meant by 'without looking like a bloody moron' so he adds: ]

Did you want to know how to fire a blaster? I have spares.

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[scotch_egg]

[he hates him so very much.

At first his answer is no, but then he realizes that he'll need to do something should this come up again. He had too much to lose]

I'd appreciate it. Let me know where and when.