Video - Delving into the dark arts

[serpentinthegarden]

Alright people, there has been a lot of talk about magic lately... I'd like to ask around about it. How did you get it, what can you do?

I've asked a few people about this already. General consensus seems to be it just happens randomly and when you least expect it but I want to know if it could be evoked. These books seem to think so.

[ Anthony is seen to hesitate as he reaches up over the occult store displays  of jars of herbs and sage to grab a book with a Satanic looking symbol on it that his dear sweet mum, were she here, would have thrown out the nearest window. ]

This one suggests summoning a demon for powers.

[ He spoke as he flipped through the pages. ]

Make sure you chose the right demon, some are more friendly than others... prepare your request, offer something in return, perform the ritual at night. Ha! Demons hate circles, finding them offensive and insulting. I've never seen anything wrong with a circle...

[ Anthony snickered as he flipped to the next page thinking of Aziraphale and his magic circle. ]

Oh, here's a good one, light the correct incense. Different incense appeal to different demons. And apparently you need the right color candle for the demon you're trying to summon too.

[ He closed the book and looked to the selection of candles which was conveniently located under a selection of incense sticks. ]

Which would you chose if you were trying to summon yourself? Anyone know anything about these things?

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[howkickassiam]

[ The video opens with York carefully adjusting the camera, the front coif of his hair, the lighting, everything—obviously aiming for a perfect selfie.

It's when his thumb comes down on the circle on his screen that he realizes the circle is red.

His jaw drops slightly, he clicks his tongue, and then he lowers the device a little. But he recovers quickly—not diving for the disconnect button, not faltering in his smirky little smile. ]

All right, so here's the deal: I got back from Texas and found out FMLA is garbage. Yeah. They hired someone else while I was gone and here I am, in New York city, unemployed. I mean, I could sue to get my job back, but let's get real, you know?

[ He shakes his head with a little roll of his eyes. ]

So here's the deal: Odd jobs. As many as you have for me to do, at all hours of the day or night. Tell everyone you know about me, too. I can do electrical work and plumbing. Some carpentry, too. I'll be job hunting, too, obviously, but I need some cash flow to keep me afloat until I find something.

Thanks, guys, I really appreciate it. Go ahead and let me know if you have any questions.