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Uhh...

Are the lights super bright for anyone else? Like you've got to the eye doctor and they put those drops in your eyes... but you haven't gone to the eye doctor?

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Yes.

Under spotlights.

With ice glare.

I'm taking the week off.

Have you tried skating with sunglasses?

[His solution apparently...]

And let soccer mom's think their child's coach is high?

No, thank you.

What happens if this doesn't clear up in a week?

Then I'll see an optometrist, get an official recommendation in writing, hand it in to the arena, and have a verifiable medical condition on record to point anyone who has concerns to. I may even have the administration send a notice out to the parents of my younger students and do the same myself for my private coaching clients.

Meanwhile off the ice, I'm wearing sunglasses.

Wow, that was extremely thorough.

Tell me you're humming the song.

You asked.

Sunglasses at night? No.

Bright Lights? Yes.

Edited 2020-02-17 06:06 (UTC)

I am so disappointed.

I'm sorry, but I already voluntarily give up too much of my dignity to resort to that nonsense.

When, when did you lose so much dignity?

The first time I wore a sequined jumpsuit with mesh panels in front of 2 billion people.

Are you willing to share those photos?

You're a millenial, you have a phone with a data plan. I don't think I can stop you.

Ya, I'm a millennial, we are lazy and don't work, remember?

Yes and are responsible for the death of miracle whip.

Uh, no, mayonnaise. There is a difference, and we like to be known for our kills.

OMG, you're a millennial, too. Have you no sense of honor here?

Yes, but not enough to not like mayonnaise a lot more than miracle whip, sorry.

There's so much I don't know about you.

We haven't known each other outside the occasional chess game for long.

Or do we?

It doesn't really matter right now, does it?

I

No. Sorry.

Getting to know each other is part of friendship - and it's fun.

Ya. Sorry. I didn't mean to make it weird.

You didn't do anything wrong, at all and I'm going to enjoy getting to know you better. This is all weird, and having memories of each other without knowing things as basic as sandwich preferences or the kind of music the other likes is even weirder.