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[darkforcerising]

Uhh...

Are the lights super bright for anyone else? Like you've got to the eye doctor and they put those drops in your eyes... but you haven't gone to the eye doctor?

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[bearshermark]

I was hoping it was just me.

Now I'm worried its a side effect of something.

[temptationaccomplished]

Oh, good. I thought for certain my fridge was on the blink. I'd hate to have to replace it; it's long since out of warranty.

I don't understand what could be causing this.

[darkforcerising]

Would I be the asshole if I started wearing sunglasses inside and at night AND playing that song?

[darkforcerising]

I guess... buy sunglasses?

[neverjedi]

Yes.

Under spotlights.

With ice glare.

I'm taking the week off.

[darkforcerising]

Have you tried skating with sunglasses?


[His solution apparently...]

[neverjedi]

And let soccer mom's think their child's coach is high?

No, thank you.

[bearshermark]

I don't.. think that's going to solve anything.

[darkforcerising]

What happens if this doesn't clear up in a week?

[darkforcerising]

Lights won't be as bright?

[neverjedi]

Then I'll see an optometrist, get an official recommendation in writing, hand it in to the arena, and have a verifiable medical condition on record to point anyone who has concerns to. I may even have the administration send a notice out to the parents of my younger students and do the same myself for my private coaching clients.

Meanwhile off the ice, I'm wearing sunglasses.

[darkforcerising]

Wow, that was extremely thorough.

Tell me you're humming the song.

[bearshermark]

Yeah.

[neverjedi]

You asked.

Sunglasses at night? No.

Bright Lights? Yes.

[darkforcerising]

See! A problem is solved.

[darkforcerising]

I am so disappointed.

[bearshermark]

You nailed it. Thanks.

[darkforcerising]

If we're all experiencing it, maybe it's Bureau related?

[bearshermark]

I really, really don't like this.

[temptationaccomplished]

It seems a bit unnecessary to wear sunglasses all the time.

What song is this?

[neverjedi]

I'm sorry, but I already voluntarily give up too much of my dignity to resort to that nonsense.

[darkforcerising]

When, when did you lose so much dignity?

[neverjedi]

The first time I wore a sequined jumpsuit with mesh panels in front of 2 billion people.

[darkforcerising]

Are you willing to share those photos?

[darkforcerising]

Okay, when I met you, I was pretty sure you weren't that old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8