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tramitem_net2020-06-02 01:23 pm
serpentinthegarden) wrote in tramitem_net2020-06-02 01:23 pm
Video - Delving into the dark arts
Alright people, there has been a lot of talk about magic lately... I'd like to ask around about it. How did you get it, what can you do?
I've asked a few people about this already. General consensus seems to be it just happens randomly and when you least expect it but I want to know if it could be evoked. These books seem to think so.
[ Anthony is seen to hesitate as he reaches up over the occult store displays of jars of herbs and sage to grab a book with a Satanic looking symbol on it that his dear sweet mum, were she here, would have thrown out the nearest window. ]
This one suggests summoning a demon for powers.
[ He spoke as he flipped through the pages. ]
Make sure you chose the right demon, some are more friendly than others... prepare your request, offer something in return, perform the ritual at night. Ha! Demons hate circles, finding them offensive and insulting. I've never seen anything wrong with a circle...
[ Anthony snickered as he flipped to the next page thinking of Aziraphale and his magic circle. ]
Oh, here's a good one, light the correct incense. Different incense appeal to different demons. And apparently you need the right color candle for the demon you're trying to summon too.
[ He closed the book and looked to the selection of candles which was conveniently located under a selection of incense sticks. ]
Which would you chose if you were trying to summon yourself? Anyone know anything about these things?
I've asked a few people about this already. General consensus seems to be it just happens randomly and when you least expect it but I want to know if it could be evoked. These books seem to think so.
[ Anthony is seen to hesitate as he reaches up over the occult store displays of jars of herbs and sage to grab a book with a Satanic looking symbol on it that his dear sweet mum, were she here, would have thrown out the nearest window. ]
This one suggests summoning a demon for powers.
[ He spoke as he flipped through the pages. ]
Make sure you chose the right demon, some are more friendly than others... prepare your request, offer something in return, perform the ritual at night. Ha! Demons hate circles, finding them offensive and insulting. I've never seen anything wrong with a circle...
[ Anthony snickered as he flipped to the next page thinking of Aziraphale and his magic circle. ]
Oh, here's a good one, light the correct incense. Different incense appeal to different demons. And apparently you need the right color candle for the demon you're trying to summon too.
[ He closed the book and looked to the selection of candles which was conveniently located under a selection of incense sticks. ]
Which would you chose if you were trying to summon yourself? Anyone know anything about these things?
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I don't even want to think about that. The answer is only ever going to be adult diapers or strange chamber-pot shenanigans both of which are too horrifying to consider.
I always wondered about those Umpaloompas. Maybe... they are all masochists. I mean, they would have to be to all wear the same jumper and that awful green hairstyle, wouldn't they? I don't think we should judge.
And hey, those kids were warned that what they were about to do was a bad idea. It was their choice to go ahead and do it. Freedom of choice, that one. They knew the risks! Especially after it happened to the first kid... the rest should have known better really.
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