serpentinthegarden: (Calm plotting)
Anthony J. Crowley ([personal profile] serpentinthegarden) wrote in [community profile] tramitem_net2021-01-26 12:07 am

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You stay where you are. We're coming to collect you.

Those two statements from his most recent dream echoed in his mind throughout the day, making him nervous enough to startle when ever his office door had opened or one of the many NYBG gardeners had stepped out of the bushes to ask him a question. It was absolutely ridiculous! His finger drummed on his desk as he settled on a wild contingency plan... The only problem with it was he needed some help to pull it off. 
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Hey, anyone out there want to make a few bucks under the table?

chenqing_player: (AU slightly annoyed)

[personal profile] chenqing_player 2021-01-26 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, makes sense I guess. Wouldn't it be easier to just like...find a priest and have him bless a whole lot of water for you then going in and stealing it?

[That is how it works, right? He doesn't exactly know if one has to make holy water a specific way but it has to have something to do with a priest.]
chenqing_player: (AU sexy smolder)

[personal profile] chenqing_player 2021-01-26 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, fair enough. How are you even going to store this stuff when I get it if being around it is going to be so dangerous for you?
chenqing_player: (AU Smirk)

[personal profile] chenqing_player 2021-01-26 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Got it. I'll make sure it is leak proof. Considering we live so close I could always just keep it and then run it up to you if you need it.
chenqing_player: (AU Smile)

[personal profile] chenqing_player 2021-01-27 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
You mean I'm supposed to lock the door?

[He's kidding. He lived on the wrong side of the town for long enough to know an open apartment has basically a neon sign on it that says 'steal from me'. ]

I don't see any problem with that. Just don't let yourself in, in the middle of the night.
chenqing_player: (AU sexy smolder)

[personal profile] chenqing_player 2021-01-27 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
It's probably good to have someone have a spare key anyway just in case I get locked out or something.

[At least he feels like he can trust Anthony.]

I'll let you know when I get the goods.
chenqing_player: (AU Laughing)

[personal profile] chenqing_player 2021-01-27 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[He laughs and gives a little salute.]

I'll make sure to run the other way if I see any. I guess I'm going to have to see if I have any black ninja attire for this stealth mission. I don't know if all my sparkles and glitter will get me past the door.
chenqing_player: (AU Smile)

[personal profile] chenqing_player 2021-01-27 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't want to leave those breadcrumbs for the cops to track.

I would be the most stylish burglar the city will have ever known though.
chenqing_player: (AU Laughing)

[personal profile] chenqing_player 2021-01-27 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
That's pretty catchy. I'll have to remember that for any future heists I need to pull off. I'd have to come up with a really over the top calling card. Maybe a glitter bomb that leaves that name spelled out on the floor.
chenqing_player: (AU giggle)

[personal profile] chenqing_player 2021-01-27 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly. I'd become New Yorks most wanted in record time. Because no one likes to clean up glitter.

[That stuff stays around for months no matter how hard you try to make it go away...]
chenqing_player: (AU Laughing)

[personal profile] chenqing_player 2021-01-28 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
The key is not to get caught.