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[serpentinthegarden]

[ You stay where you are. We're coming to collect you.

Those two statements from his most recent dream echoed in his mind throughout the day, making him nervous enough to startle when ever his office door had opened or one of the many NYBG gardeners had stepped out of the bushes to ask him a question. It was absolutely ridiculous! His finger drummed on his desk as he settled on a wild contingency plan... The only problem with it was he needed some help to pull it off. ]

Hey, anyone out there want to make a few bucks under the table?

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[temptationaccomplished]

I'm so very reassured.

[seawalled]

I'm not. And I'm not going to arrest you, but if I think you might be doing something that'd get you or someone else seriously hurt, there might be a call made!

[serpentinthegarden]

[ Nose scrunch -- stool pigeon sighted ]

That's all the more reason not to tell you.

[seawalled]

I. Am. Concerned for you, you bloody idiot.

[serpentinthegarden]

[ Eeeeuug.... His kryptonite. Ellie crossing her arms and saying she is worried. No fair bringing out the big guns! ]

It's just a small break-in. In. Out. Should be really simple!

I just need something from a Church...

[seawalled]

Something. From a ...

[and then something clicks]

Oh. Ohhhh. Darling, if you're afraid to go into a church and it's an easy thing, I can do it for you. You don't need anyone to break in.

[serpentinthegarden]

I'm not afraid! It's not a matter of being afraid of anything... What I want people to snatch for me is very dangerous and I need some one who won't melt like the Wicked Witch if they accidentally end up getting splashed by it.

[seawalled]

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't, you know. Could grab you a ... what, how much would you even need?

[serpentinthegarden]

Swimming pools worth is probably too much... I mean, where would we store it? Try to fill a canteen?

[temptationaccomplished]

I swear to god, Anthony, if you bring home a swimming pool's worth of that stuff, I'll...!!

I'll...

I'll make you sleep on the couch!
And before you ask, YES, in your own flat!

A couple of gallons at most should be more than sufficient.

[serpentinthegarden]

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Can you do that...??

[ A look at Aziraphale's upset face. Yeah, he could do that. ]

I can work with a couple of gallons.

[temptationaccomplished]

There. I knew I could trust you to be reasonable.

[serpentinthegarden]

We might regret not having that swimming pool when all of Hell comes chasing after me...