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[serpentinthegarden]

[ You stay where you are. We're coming to collect you.

Those two statements from his most recent dream echoed in his mind throughout the day, making him nervous enough to startle when ever his office door had opened or one of the many NYBG gardeners had stepped out of the bushes to ask him a question. It was absolutely ridiculous! His finger drummed on his desk as he settled on a wild contingency plan... The only problem with it was he needed some help to pull it off. ]

Hey, anyone out there want to make a few bucks under the table?

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[serpentinthegarden]

[ Crowley glanced around but so far his office hadn't been invaded by any well meaning interferers. ]

Holy Water. I need at least a flask of it. Maybe even a super soaker's worth... Do they still sell those?

[scotch_egg]

[he hates everyone in this bar. But most of all himself]

[serpentinthegarden]

[ Alec is so getting a box of these delivered to his room. ]

[darkenedmoon]

The lot of you are silly in regards to the objective of this! A well-placed donation, and most padres will give you as much of that as you want.

[Though she's certainly happy about keeping said objective a secret, if necessary...]

That said, if things fall through--I shan't rob the lad of his fun, gods forbid!--let me know and I shall handle it.

[scotch_egg]

[Anthony is going to find individual roll ups in his shoes and his pockets and under his pillow]

[chenqing_player]

What in the world do you need that much holy water for?

[He's curious and amused and up for the challenge...but do churches even just keep that stuff around by the gallon?]

[serpentinthegarden]

[ Then Alec might start finding individual rolls returning in his sock drawer, tucked in the towels in the bathroom, and joining his dinner silver wear like it's a fork. ]

[scotch_egg]

[those same rolls will end up flattened and stuck to Anthony's ceiling where hopefully one lands on his head.]

[serpentinthegarden]

Does it matter?

[ Ugh... maybe it did. He was going to attempt honesty on this because he and Wei were friends. ]

For protection. In case the other demons ever find out where I am. They were 'coming to collect me'...

[temptationaccomplished]

[If it lands on Fell instead...!!! Time for some divine wrath.]

[scotch_egg]

[it would be worth it]

[serpentinthegarden]

It's not that simple. If it were I would just walk in there and get some myself, the fonts just sit out there in the middle of everything unguarded.

I can't touch the stuff. Not even a drop. I can't even walk into a Church anymore without feeling like some one has set my shoes on fire...

[serpentinthegarden]

[ Ugh the ceiling... really?? That's such a mess!

Interesting design, but ugh... ugh...!! ]

[darkenedmoon]

That is a problem...for you, but that doesn't mean I can't do that for you.

And I even will. And keep it safe. [In her keeping, that is. She's certain Fell would be apoplectic if something happened to Anthony with the issues he's describing, if the water spilled or gods know what else.]

Should I simply pick you up a contingency gallon, just in case?

[chenqing_player]

Okay, makes sense I guess. Wouldn't it be easier to just like...find a priest and have him bless a whole lot of water for you then going in and stealing it?

[That is how it works, right? He doesn't exactly know if one has to make holy water a specific way but it has to have something to do with a priest.]

[scotch_egg]

[don't ask him how long it took to get up there]

[serpentinthegarden]

Are you mad? I... can't ask a Priest to bless anything. All he would have to do it turn around, give me a bless you, flick some water and I'm a puddle of goo! What I'm asking you to do is highly dangerous.

[serpentinthegarden]

[ He won't. He will simply plaster Alec's private bathroom toilet seat with a new package of fruit rollups once he gets back from the store. Can't reuse the ceiling rolls... They tore while he was taking them down. ]

[serpentinthegarden]

I won't say no to a contingency gallon.

[ Even if having it at her place makes setting traps with it difficult. It's fine! He will come up with a new plan to make use of her stash. ]

[scotch_egg]

[he will donate them to the local food shelter and forge a signed not of gratitude for Anthony]

[serpentinthegarden]

[ Impressive! Are you sure you aren't a demon? ]

[chenqing_player]

Okay, fair enough. How are you even going to store this stuff when I get it if being around it is going to be so dangerous for you?

[scotch_egg]

[no]

[serpentinthegarden]

It will need to be in a closed container with a good strong lid. Maybe a rubbermaid... a canteen, or thermos, something like that.

[ Then he had a good place in a hidden wall safe in mind for it! ]

[serpentinthegarden]