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[seawalled]

[when Ellie turns on the feed, she is clearly in the back alley of a Starbucks. broken-down cardboard boxes stamped with that infamous logo are piled up nearby, and she's holding a half-empty packet of madeleines, gesturing with it as she holds the phone in the other.

there is foamed milk all over her apron, and traces of it in her hair like soap suds. maybe that's why she's so worked up. and yes, she may be talking with her mouth just a bit full. like you've never stress eaten!]

Can someone tell me where people leave their bloody decency before they walk out the door in the mornings here? You know, I made it through the hols just fine, but today some woman who couldn't be arsed to take her Bluetooth out of her ear long enough to answer me when I wanted to clarify her order threw her bloody oat-milk latte in my face.

This is a decent enough temp job and I make a mint in tips, but I'm really, really ready to find a desk job. Anyone hear of anything through the grapevine? Indeed and this bloke Craig and his list aren't turning up much.

Comments

[seawalled]

That was sort of how I was thinking of it, really. ... It's kind of a relief to hear you'd agree. I felt a little guilty and weird about it, to be honest.

[neverjedi]

Well, I'm not saying I wouldn't work blindfolds into the sex, either.

[seawalled]

Ooh, that's a bit racy of you. ... Not a bad idea, though, if he ever does come back 'round. Can't say I've tried it.

[neverjedi]

You are absolutely adorable.

[seawalled]

What-? Adorable? ... Are you trying not to call me vanilla or something? I admit it, I totally am, but - God, I'm sorry, I shouldn't be talking about this, it's dead inappropriate.