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[serpentinthegarden]

Right, haha, very funny. Break into the place and move shit around... Classic prank material.

[Anthony's spoon clinked against the side of his bowl as he dipped in for another scoop of lemon sherbet. ]

I don't mind the sherbet, it tastes pretty good but this...

[The camera swung around to show off a rather big and heavy looking statue.]



How in the hell did you get this in here?! The wings alone make it impossible to fit through any doorway and it looks heavy. What did you do rent a crane and bring it in through a window? That is dedication to a prank.

Look, I get it, it's funny. Now if you could bring my shit back... At least the dresser and the stuff from the closet! I have a gig at the 48 Lounge later tonight, I need a dinner jacket and being able to dive into my underwear drawer would be nice!

Come on, who have I pissed off lately?

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[ashenscipher]

The strangest thing happened to me. I came home from work, tried to use my keys to unlock my door, and then suddenly I'm holding a bowl full of sherbet!

I had to ask my neighbor, who has my spare key, to let me in.

Once I got into my apartment, the sherbet turned back into my keys! In my hand.

My neighbor thought I was playing a prank on her. She is not happy.

Anyone else have something like this happen to them today?

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[captainspain]

 [Jack appears on camera looking annoyed and cranky]

I was going to come on here and offer everyone tickets to my new show and now I'm fighting with my coffee pot I haven't had coffee in hours and dammit I need it. 

Not to mention I hate anything with lemon in it. Ugh. 

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[not_as_i_do]

[most have had a pretty chill experience with Martin, so far: laid-back, easy going, friendly. easy to talk to. generally surprisingly adaptable to this whole Different thing. but the video feed clicks on to show him leaning away from the webcam in his office. he's in a plain white tee, having shed his soiled scrubs, and his eyes are wild as he licks at his lips, waving .... a spoon dripping with melted lemon sherbert]

Alright. I demand to know what or who is responsible for this bullshit. I just nearly lost a patient in the middle of a cabbage [at least it sounds like he said cabbage?!] procedure because I needed a scalpel and picked up THIS.

[he paces back and forth, reaching up to scrub a hand through his curls. in his anger, confusion, and grief he almost looks a bit feral] It was a goddamned scalpel until I touched it. My nurses didn't know what the hell to make of it, thought someone had played a practical joke. Not. Fucking. Funny. It's a wonder one of them managed to pick up another scalpel in time, or he could have died on the table. I'm going to face some sort of inquiry now because someone thinks I was fooling around! I'm lucky it's not a malpractice suit!

If that happened .. you'd better believe I'd be in touch with the Bureau. I'm not going to lose any lives over this. It's one thing for them to put us all together in support groups and all this. But ... this is too much.

Oh, and apparently at some point I'm stuck in the middle of a riot? And cheating on a wife I don't have here? Or something. I don't even know what was really going on, but she was tearing me a new ass, and that was sure what it sounded like.

Sherbert.

I don't even LIKE lemons!

[another drag of his hands through his hair and he throws the spoon to the floor]

Fuck!