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[darkforcerising]

Pro tip: Don't smash that bowl of ice cream* if you want your thing back in working order.

This wisdom is brought to you by my frustration and impulsivity. You're welcome.


*[OOC: He means the lemon sherbet, but he's too low class to know the difference. It's all ice cream to him.]

Comments

[darkforcerising]

Given the rate and randomness of how things turn into this ice cream, I think I should stay away from other people's places of business.

[not_as_i_do]

Tell me about it. My keys turned into them for three hours last night. I had to go to the bar down the street until they changed back, and even then my first round of beer was a dish of the damn stuff for half an hour.

[darkforcerising]

Did you eat it?

[not_as_i_do]

In that case, I did try, out of curiosity. I thought it might at least have a sort of malty aftertaste from the beer. But no. Still lemon. By the time it changed back most of the foam was gone and it wasn't a full pint ... I suppose that had something to do with the fact that I tried to eat it.

[darkforcerising]

Did it taste good?

[not_as_i_do]

It ... tasted like lemon sherbert, really. I've never been a fan. Once it was beer again, it ... tasted a little like a lemon shandy. It was tolerable, but it wasn't the porter I'd ordered by a long shot.

[darkforcerising]

I don't know what 2/3 of those things taste like so I'll take your word for it.

[not_as_i_do]

Perfectly fair.

... You've been here a while. Do you think if I invited the Different to a mixer of sorts, I'd get a decent turnout?

[darkforcerising]

Maybe? I don't get along with the masses all that good.

[not_as_i_do]

Well, nothing ventured, nothing gained, I suppose. I've a thing or two I wouldn't mind a few ... candid opinions on.

[darkforcerising]

Than, you know, try it.

[not_as_i_do]

Definitely. Keep an eye out.