[posted on the network for everyone’s enjoyment]

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Oh carp! I was just kidding! That’s crazy!

Oh, no no no I mean, HERE. Like, an old lady on the network. But I let her have it.

[He’s talking about Aziraphale but he has no idea that’s actually an old dude rather than an old lady. No man has ever called him “my dear” before.]

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Can't be an astronaut, gotta vicariously fly somehow.

Ah, gotchya. If they need me to buy back their taxes, I will do it. This meme was worth it.



[OMG, poor Aziraphale! Sorry Mr. Fell, Anakin didn't know it was you.]

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Still really cool. I could never do that, even if I tried to study lol

Glad to know not all adults are lame killjoys. But you can just pay me when I make some real art.

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I won't lie, I'm assisted by the power of prescription amphetamines.

Time's a sucky thing, it makes a lot of people forget what school or being a teen is like.

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[I don't know if the network accounts for typing (e.g. "Clarence is typing"), but it definitely takes a long moment before Clarence responds.]

... What does that mean? Prescription amphetamines? Someone prescribed you METH?

I'm not looking forward to being an adult.

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Adderall - Amphetamine and Dextroamphetamine Mixed Salts. I have ADHD.

Won't lie, remembering to pay the bills sucks.

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Oh! OK, I gotcha. I almost freaked out on you there.

That's not what bothers me about it.

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You can still freak out on me if you want.

What bothers you about it?

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Nah. Gotta save my energy for the ones who deserve it.

[Another long pause.]

Adults are just gross. If I end up being like THAT I don't know what I'm going to do with myself. Probably something bad. But maybe I won't care because adults just do what they want anyway without much care for who else it might affect.

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Ya, lots of adults are like that.

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I mean, I've met some good ones but they don't tend to. Last.

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That is the transience of life.

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Yeah well, life could be better.

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That is really true.

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Wow that got dark. Time to make more cat memes.

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Sorry. I didn't think you'd appreciate lying.

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No you're right. I can appreciate the honesty. Much more than being coddled.