Next you'll be telling me to "turn it off and turn it back on." Rest assured, I have. I even have the little booklet of troubleshooting in front of me, and it's just not loading.
I'm rather concerned that whole light-phenomenon mess this last week or so has done something to the inner mechanisms of my mobile.
Pardon? I do not have a problem with your age, no. I do, however, take issue with your behavior. I should like to hope you have better manners and are less inclined to be a bully when not protected by the relative anonymity of the World Wide Web.
And thank you. I do not, in fact, have it under warranty. Then again, I believe those tend to expire after some 2+ years of ownership.
You’re bringing it on yourself. No one calls it the world wide web it’s just the internet. It just screams “geezer.” I bet you put a www before you type up a url too.
Sucks to be you. Good luck tho. I’d die if I didn’t have a working phone.
How melodramatic. My dear, that’s why the landline was invented. Perhaps you’ve read about them in your history textbooks?
Edited (****ing apple and their default “smart” quotes gtfo of my code. I guess I shouldn’t swear in a kid’s post. It’s unyouthful) 2020-02-26 11:47 (UTC)
I'm passing on the counseling unless they drag me there. I've got essays to write. Ice cream to eat. Not sitting down with some shrink who's going to blame everything on my mom or something.
I went for free donuts, but I’m not sure if they’re actually poisoning us or something. Counseling never helped me in the past and I doubt it’ll do me good now.
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