Announcement from the Bureau

[tramitis]

[Mr. Martin appears on the screen and though it seems impossible to those who have interacted with the man before, but he looks grumpier than ever before.]

I'm sure all of you noticed the flash of light that hit New York City a half hour ago. Rest assured the light should have no ill-effects on you whatsoever.

[His frown deepens as he continues.]

After a preliminary investigation, the Bureau discovered a number of portals bridging our universe with that of another universe. We cannot stress this enough but we caution you to avoid these portals. It should go without saying that another universe is unpredictable and likely to be unstable in some way. We cannot vouch for the safety of these portals or for how long they will remain open. It would be terrible if one of you should become trapped on the other side.

As of right now, it seems nothing from the other universe is crossing over to our side. But we cannot guarantee it will remain that way forever. We are working on a solution to the problem.

Do not make this more difficult for the Bureau! [That last part is gruffer than he usually sounds.]

Comments

[neverjedi]

You should have a drink, a hot shower and - do you know how to meditate? This might be a good time to learn.

[darkforcerising]

You know, you're kind of a troll.

[neverjedi]

Herding cats would be an easier and more appreciated job than wrangling us and portals to other universes.

I'm helping

[darkforcerising]

I mean, you do know how to meditate. So he should take you up on the offer.

[neverjedi]

He should. It certainly helped me when I was wrangling you....

[darkforcerising]

Do you mean here or in your memories?

[neverjedi]

I am teaching you in both.

Also, why don't you come over. We'll do a meditation session and definitely stay away from those portals.

[darkforcerising]

Omg, more meditation?

Fine. But I'm going to complain the whole time.

[neverjedi]

I am sure that you will.

[darkforcerising]

I can only be who I am.