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Announcement from the Bureau
[Mr. Martin appears on the screen and though it seems impossible to those who have interacted with the man before, but he looks grumpier than ever before.]
I'm sure all of you noticed the flash of light that hit New York City a half hour ago. Rest assured the light should have no ill-effects on you whatsoever.
[His frown deepens as he continues.]
After a preliminary investigation, the Bureau discovered a number of portals bridging our universe with that of another universe. We cannot stress this enough but we caution you to avoid these portals. It should go without saying that another universe is unpredictable and likely to be unstable in some way. We cannot vouch for the safety of these portals or for how long they will remain open. It would be terrible if one of you should become trapped on the other side.
As of right now, it seems nothing from the other universe is crossing over to our side. But we cannot guarantee it will remain that way forever. We are working on a solution to the problem.
Do not make this more difficult for the Bureau! [That last part is gruffer than he usually sounds.]
I'm sure all of you noticed the flash of light that hit New York City a half hour ago. Rest assured the light should have no ill-effects on you whatsoever.
[His frown deepens as he continues.]
After a preliminary investigation, the Bureau discovered a number of portals bridging our universe with that of another universe. We cannot stress this enough but we caution you to avoid these portals. It should go without saying that another universe is unpredictable and likely to be unstable in some way. We cannot vouch for the safety of these portals or for how long they will remain open. It would be terrible if one of you should become trapped on the other side.
As of right now, it seems nothing from the other universe is crossing over to our side. But we cannot guarantee it will remain that way forever. We are working on a solution to the problem.
Do not make this more difficult for the Bureau! [That last part is gruffer than he usually sounds.]
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I'm helping
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Also, why don't you come over. We'll do a meditation session and definitely stay away from those portals.
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Fine. But I'm going to complain the whole time.
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[ Anthony smirked in front of the far too tempting portal backdrop he was standing in front of. ]
Don't think of it as difficult, think of it as a challenge!
[ And he would just be stepping right on through. ]
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However contrary you enjoy being toward the Bureau, perhaps we ought to exercise just a little caution... [Says a man who could definitely be persuaded/tempted along after a little coaxing.]
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Funny thing about these portals, once you step through them your phone goes all staticy.
Were you about to warn me off?
[ The warmest of evil smiles~ ]
I've only popped in for a look around. So far it reminds me of those pictures you see of the Middle East, maybe Morocco. I've never been to Morocco before. Come on Aziraphale, let's exercise a little caution on the other side! They have the most amazing looking fruit and nut tarts. I'd send a picture but the reception... Its better to see them in person anyway!
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That sounds marvelous. I polished off those ones from your mother and have been longing for more. And Morocco. Sounds positively divine.
But I couldn't possibly...
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Why not? It doesn't hurt.
[ He swayed a bit in the in-between world he was in trying to lure his angel in. ]
Just tingles a bit.
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I suppose...I could come see it. For a tart. Seems a bit unwise, but it's not every day one gets to see a whole other civilization and world.
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It's something to pass the time with until some one with a better offer comes around.
Come on then, I'll buy you a tart and a meal to go along with it.
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If some one more tempting came along you wouldn't have to worry about monopolizing my time, I'd just take off with them.
[ Not like that was ever going to happen as Anthony couldn't think of a person in the world more tempting... ]
Are you coming or not?
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Yes, of course. Just a moment to get across town to your portal.
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It's on the street right outside my flat, can't miss it!
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Oh Jesus Christ what the fuck are you on now?