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[howkickassiam]

[ The video opens with York carefully adjusting the camera, the front coif of his hair, the lighting, everything—obviously aiming for a perfect selfie.

It's when his thumb comes down on the circle on his screen that he realizes the circle is red.

His jaw drops slightly, he clicks his tongue, and then he lowers the device a little. But he recovers quickly—not diving for the disconnect button, not faltering in his smirky little smile. ]

All right, so here's the deal: I got back from Texas and found out FMLA is garbage. Yeah. They hired someone else while I was gone and here I am, in New York city, unemployed. I mean, I could sue to get my job back, but let's get real, you know?

[ He shakes his head with a little roll of his eyes. ]

So here's the deal: Odd jobs. As many as you have for me to do, at all hours of the day or night. Tell everyone you know about me, too. I can do electrical work and plumbing. Some carpentry, too. I'll be job hunting, too, obviously, but I need some cash flow to keep me afloat until I find something.

Thanks, guys, I really appreciate it. Go ahead and let me know if you have any questions.

Comments

Sounds good!

[aggressive_negotiations]

To be completely honest with you, a little more than full time. My aides typically put in about 60 hours a week. I understand if that's not what you're looking for.

[howkickassiam]

Oh wow, that's a lot. But I'm willing to take it on.

[aggressive_negotiations]

Okay! I'm messaging you my office address. Get some rest this weekend, and I'll see you Monday.

[howkickassiam]

Thanks. I'm looking forward to it.