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[neverjedi]

I hate this month. Not because anything particularly terrible has happened - there's just something about it that feels heavy, every year.

I won't be sad to see the backside of it, though I know spring's still a bit away.

The only serious decision I'm making this week is whether or not I am finally getting another cat.

I have a white persian named Elsa, now. Most of my furniture is white, as is my carpet, but I'm thinking a black one. Maybe a dark brown tabby.

So.

If I manage to bite the bullet without making thirty three spread sheets:

Which color and what names should go into the possibility pool?

Comments

[consortofalderaan]

Two cats is normal. When you get your third cat, I'll remind you to pace yourself.

[neverjedi]

That's reasonable, but curiosity demands: What do you do when I get my fourth cat?

[consortofalderaan]

Will you still be living in that same apartment?

[neverjedi]

In this hypothetical, let's say no. I have TWO bedrooms.

[consortofalderaan]

An intervention. That's still not big enough for four cats.

[neverjedi]

Is there going to be more than one person at this intervention?

[consortofalderaan]

An appropriate amount of people concerned about your cat intake.

[neverjedi]

You should go for it just being you.

[consortofalderaan]

Why do I get the feeling you're angling this hypothetical intervention to be something risque?

[neverjedi]

Because you know me and you getting stern and concerned is incredibly hot.

[consortofalderaan]

I see.

This might pose a problem for the future when you are hoarding cats. For the cats' welfare.

[neverjedi]

It might work in your favor. I'm easily distracted by you.

[consortofalderaan]

So... I distract you, and other people rescue the cats?

[neverjedi]

Yes, exactly. I won't know what hit me.

[consortofalderaan]

I appreciate that this is documented for future use.

[neverjedi]

I appreciate the possibility and the lack of spreadsheet remarks.

[consortofalderaan]

I could still make a remark about spreadsheets, if you wanted.

[neverjedi]

What would the remark be?

[consortofalderaan]

Only thirty-three spreadsheets?

[neverjedi]

Thirty four, now. Now there's a spreadsheet for spreadsheet remarks.

[consortofalderaan]

Does this mean I can make more spreadsheet remarks?

[neverjedi]

I think it means you're obligated.

[consortofalderaan]

How many spreadsheets have you devoted to names alone?

[neverjedi]

Four, but I think Anakin's convinced me on the cat being black and named it so they're obsolete now.

[consortofalderaan]

Oh, what did he name it?