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[howkickassiam]

[ York's very excited this morning. He sets his phone up on an easel at the right height and distance to capture his whole body in frame, then sets it to broadcast. Before speaking, he strikes several poses to show off the item he has received—the power armor that he can remember using in his old memories. ]

Look at this shit! Look at it!

I should have had this a couple weeks ago when we were getting invaded, man. It makes me pretty much impervious to attack, and it has a healing unit with it, too. If I get hurt it'll administer pain meds and stuff to help me get through it.

I know I can't really wear it out and about on a regular basis but I sure want to.

Anyone want to do a sparring match while I'm wearing this?

Comments

[howkickassiam]

Oh man, that's a good idea. I'll be a hit at the bar.

[chenqing_player]

The club is big about celebrating the holiday the entire week leading up to it and there are costume parties for weeks before, so you'll have plenty of time to enjoy it and scare the crap out of some people.

[howkickassiam]

I don't even mean to scare people with it, I just think it looks damn cool.

I bet there's definitely some people who would think I was some kind of alien or something, though.

[chenqing_player]

It definitely is cool, and far more impressive then any costume I'll be able to come up with.

[howkickassiam]

Hell yeah, this probably cost the outfit that paid for it a damn fortune.

[chenqing_player]

Make sure you don't spill any beer on it or anything.

[howkickassiam]

[ He snickers. ]

Won't do. having beer rust stains on my pristine shiny suit.

[chenqing_player]

Is it very hard to get in and out of?

[howkickassiam]

Yeah, I've got to wiggle into this skintight undersuit and then strap on all the armor plates. Took me a good half an hour this time. I bet once I'm used to it, it'll be better, but...

[chenqing_player]

[There is so much that Wei Wuxian could have fun with in that sentence that he has a hard time resisting commenting on all of it. He's smirking.]

Skin tight under suit you say...

[howkickassiam]

[ York can hear that smirk. He smirks right back. ]

Absolutely. Skin. Tight. It was like trying to put on, I don't know, a wetsuit, except tighter. I might as well find a way to paint it on instead.

[chenqing_player]

[self control Wei Wuxian..you have it in you somewhere..]

That certainly paints a pretty picture in my head. If you need help with that project, you let me know.

[howkickassiam]

Oh, you know I will.

Meanwhile, I'm going to go test out the capabilities of this suit.

[chenqing_player]

Good luck. Don't blow up any buildings or get yourself arrested.

[he doesn't know what the suit can do but he's assuming those could be possibilities.]

[howkickassiam]

Hey, now, I'm not that reckless.

[ He totally is. ]

[chenqing_player]

Yeah...sure. I'll make sure my phone is close by when you get your one phone call.

[He's joking..but he will still be ready.]