[voice]

[sentbytheseer]

[The voice is that of a young man, a little East Coast in accent.]

Late getting here, but look, ok. It took me a minute to cope with whole...thing. Kind of crashed my bike on that first memory, so, you know, wasn't exactly up to hanging out and making friends on the "Different Social Media Channel."

Anyway, I was gonna come on here and be like "Nice to meet you all," but then there's some guy talking about having memories of dying and instead I want to know where we un-sign up for this. Because it was kind of fun-and-games when it was like ...fighting monsters and voice-in-your-head prophecies, but--yeah. Not cool.

...Sorry. Not to make light of his--memory, but it sounds like I got off easy.

I don't really have a question, since I take it we can't really unsign-up. Just thought I should check-in on this thing.

[A pause]

No, actually I do have a question. The Martin guy said he was the, uh. [He fishes out the business card.] The, uh, Head of the Department of Containment at the Bureau of Inter-dimensional Activities.

Are we all supposed to be from different dimensions, or like...the same one?

Comments

[sentbytheseer]

I mean, not to knock it. England's got trains and seems like it'd be fun to go around, but I'm not sure the sheep to people ratio really sells it as a place to settle down.

You think Barney wasn't secretly Jack the Ripper? I don't know, man. It was a guy in a suit. Could have been hiding anything under there, kind of like the Bureau.

Unless you mean Dino, then I guess he seems okay.

[serpentinthegarden]

The trains were the best part. As a kid I used to hop them. You end up having adventures all over the country that way.

Uhmm.... You do have a point about Barney. We would never know if he was! And there was something about that smile. It was creepy!

[sentbytheseer]

EXACTLY. That was me as a kid, too; though the US doesn't have quite the system in place for trains, the Amtrak wasn't bad.

See? Probably ate the kids or something. Creeptastic.

[serpentinthegarden]

You have some nice scenery out that way. Taking a train through the Rockies always sounded fun to me.

With Baby Bop and B.J. as his accomplices! I'll never look at that show the same way again.