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[neverjedi]

This is really embarrassing, but I have seriously sprained my ankle.

I can more or less manage, but I can't quite manage carrying things, opening doors, and crutches, yet. I can eat take-out and delivery forever to avoid it, but I need some help with the cat-food and cat litter that got dumped just outside my door.

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[neverjedi]

I'm a professional ice skater. Slipping on ice is always an option.

[serpentinthegarden]

I remember that now. I think that Anakin guy mentioned it once. Still think the bear story is more creative.

[neverjedi]

More creative, more heroic, more fun-

[serpentinthegarden]

Better 'get well' gifts.

Or it would give people a laugh if they didn't believe you.

[neverjedi]

And spare my pride. Though God I hope no one believes that.

[serpentinthegarden]

People are gullible. If you sell it right they will believe it.

[neverjedi]

That's just sad.

[serpentinthegarden]

It's all part of human nature.

[neverjedi]

well, better than cat nature, I suppose.