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[darkforcerising]

Pro tip: Don't smash that bowl of ice cream* if you want your thing back in working order.

This wisdom is brought to you by my frustration and impulsivity. You're welcome.


*[OOC: He means the lemon sherbet, but he's too low class to know the difference. It's all ice cream to him.]

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[darkforcerising]

Cool

[He's not going to touch that comment about Crowley]

That's a cool snake. Are snakes hard pets to keep?

[temptationaccomplished]

Aside from feeding him frozen-thawed creatures, no, not really. He's got a lovely little box he lives in except when he wants to cause trouble or socialize.

He's quite intelligent and does most of the keeping for himself, but then I gather he's not exactly a normal snake, either, so a raising a storebought snake may differ somewhat.

[darkforcerising]

What do you mean?

[temptationaccomplished]

My memories suggest he's what one would call a Familiar. You know. Like a witch's cat.

[darkforcerising]

Are you a witch?

[temptationaccomplished]

I'm an atheist.

[darkforcerising]

I don't think those two things are mutually exclusive.

[temptationaccomplished]

Ah, well.
I believe I was more what you might call a wizard.
I was also a magician at a birthday party.

[darkforcerising]

I can't picture you entertaining children.

What spells do you know?

[temptationaccomplished]

Oh I assure you they seemed quite entertained ridiculing me.

Currently none. Although I've been trying my hand at a nifty little coin trick!

[darkforcerising]

Maybe you'll learn some spells someday.

[temptationaccomplished]

It could be quaint. Not sure what I would use them for, however. Toasting my bread? Warming my cocoa? Summoning a sock from the depths of wherever they go?

[darkforcerising]

Being able to call things to your hand with your mind is pretty fantastic.