tramitis: (Ms. Garcia 2)
trāmitem bureau npcs ([personal profile] tramitis) wrote in [community profile] tramitem_net2020-06-30 12:57 pm

Video post from the Bureau

[A new face from the Bureau appears on the screen - this is Ms. Garcia. She appears exhausted and stressed.]

This last week we investigated a disturbance referred to as 'the corruption' in the other universe. Today we can confirm that it has spreed to our universe. We have examined a number of individuals and monitored their symptoms. We can say for sure it is not a virus, bacteria, fungus, or pathogen of any kind. How it spreads is unclear to us at this time. We haven't ruled out a supernatural explanation.

We do know its symptoms,

[She reads from her clipboard.]

Which are as follows:

- Excessive violent emotions
- Compulsion to act on violent emotions
- Bloodshot eyes, with yellow-red tinged irises
- Sunken, darkened eye sockets
- Excessive sweating, though fever is not a symptom
- Nervousness and agitation
- Exhaustion, although individuals still seem to sleep a normal schedule
- Blackened veins showing through skin; however, when blood is drawn tests find no abnormalities.


[She looks up from her clipboard.]

We have heard reports that there are some measures a person can take to prevent catching this corruption. We are currently studying to see if these methods help so we can give a more definitive answer.

[She returns to her clipboard again.]

- Mindfulness techniques and meditation, to make yourself consciously aware of your emotions and to exercise self control.
- Selfless service to others, helping those in need.
- Possessing one of each stone from the other universe's Stone Festival will ward off the corruption


[She looks up from her clipboard again and lowers it]

No one has died from this condition that we know of. However, the compulsion to act on violent emotions is concerning. If you are experiencing symptoms of this corruption, we ask that you come into the Bureau building and seek our help.

Thank you for your time.
hardtoignore: (Sassy Brat)

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[personal profile] hardtoignore 2020-07-01 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Get the heck off his case! He doesn’t need some drunk jerk making him feel bad for doing something nice and helping people.
serpentinthegarden: (Quirk of brow)

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[personal profile] serpentinthegarden 2020-07-01 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Everybody has an opinion on this. It's like you don't think he can stand up for himself, at all.

Anyway I may be a jerk but I'm no where near drunk. One has to actually drink first for that.
hardtoignore: (I'll Throw a Tantrum if I Want To)

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[personal profile] hardtoignore 2020-07-01 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Shut up! I know he can handle himself but I can point out someone being a jerk when I see it.

A drunk is someone who lets themselves get drunk. You may not be drunk now but I only need to hear about you drinking once to know you’re just a lousy adult.
serpentinthegarden: (Such a showoff)

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[personal profile] serpentinthegarden 2020-07-01 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
So it's been pointed out, gold star for you.

Are you a prohibitionist? You seem awfully young for that! Also from the wrong era... you missed the 20's.
hardtoignore: (Even More Unimpressed)

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[personal profile] hardtoignore 2020-07-01 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks for the condescension. So encouraging.

I am young and that’s why I know drunks only use drinking as an excuse to hurt kids. Just stay away from Elliott, and stay away from me too!
serpentinthegarden: (Royal mess up)

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[personal profile] serpentinthegarden 2020-07-01 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Well... you came flying at me with defensiveness and accusations of being a drunkard, what did you expect, a hug?

Or a backhand? I've never hurt a kid in my life! Looking back on it... I'm not sure I ever hurt one in the previous life either. Never had a problem with tiny humans, it's the adults I'm not always so sure of.
hardtoignore: (Sassy Brat)

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[personal profile] hardtoignore 2020-07-01 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Heck no! Not now or ever!

You sure are showing how much you care right now. You went straight in demean Elliott’s willingness to help people. You think that doesn’t hurt? Shows just how much of an Adult you are.
serpentinthegarden: (Perfect sunny day)

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[personal profile] serpentinthegarden 2020-07-01 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
What are you talking about? He's fiiinnnee. He even sent me a poop emoji!
hardtoignore: (So Booooooring!)

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[personal profile] hardtoignore 2020-07-01 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Well then I guess everything is okay and we can all hold hands and get ice cream after this.
serpentinthegarden: (Quirk of brow)

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[personal profile] serpentinthegarden 2020-07-01 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
I could actually go for a simple mr. whippy with a chocolate flake.
hardtoignore: (Apprehension)

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[personal profile] hardtoignore 2020-07-01 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
If I see you at an ice cream place with a kid in tow I swear I’m calling the police.
bearshermark: credit: <user name="morninglight"> (this is the worst)

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[personal profile] bearshermark 2020-07-01 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Clarence, that's going too far. He's not like that.
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hardtoignore: (Cuddling and in a Mood)

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[personal profile] hardtoignore 2020-07-01 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
You don’t know for sure! He was super nice to me before but now he’s being a total jerk. I can’t trust him after knowing what I know, and neither should you.
bearshermark: credit: <user name="morninglight"> (tree mom is bad at names)

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[personal profile] bearshermark 2020-07-01 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
All you know is he had a drink at a tavern once. I understand you have some hang-ups about drinking, but you can't just throw accusations at everyone like that.
hardtoignore: (Just Poutin')

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[personal profile] hardtoignore 2020-07-01 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
Okay fair, but I’ve never met an adult who had “just one drink” before. If he told you that, he’s probably lying.

I don’t see why you’re coming to his rescue now. He never gave you a fair shake at that job and he disrespected you here in front of everyone. I think it’s pretty clear he’s not the good person I thought he was.
bearshermark: credit: <user name="morninglight"> (contemplative)

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[personal profile] bearshermark 2020-07-01 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, he might be a jerk, but that doesn't mean he's abusing anyone. That's all I'm trying to say.
hardtoignore: (Too Much in my Head)

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[personal profile] hardtoignore 2020-07-02 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[There are several moments of debate, several times his words are written then erased. He finally settles on:]

You don’t understand
bearshermark: credit: <user name="morninglight"> (contemplative)

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[personal profile] bearshermark 2020-07-02 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe I don't, but you can't just throw blanket accusations at people, either.
hardtoignore: (Not Feeling it)

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[personal profile] hardtoignore 2020-07-02 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever
serpentinthegarden: (Not so thrilled with that)

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[personal profile] serpentinthegarden 2020-07-01 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's one of those statements that has you leaning back and staring at your phone in disbelief! ]

I'm not some child predator trying to lure anyone into my lair! You've got the wrong idea, completely!
hardtoignore: (Unimpressed)

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[personal profile] hardtoignore 2020-07-01 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, sure. Your nice act made me drop my guard before but I’m not going to fall for it again. You stay away from me, my cat and my friends!
serpentinthegarden: (How are you call me out)

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[personal profile] serpentinthegarden 2020-07-01 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Even the cat? Look... whatever. It's still nothing like what you're thinking. People can drink without being on the prowl for kids.
hardtoignore: (I'll Throw a Tantrum if I Want To)

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[personal profile] hardtoignore 2020-07-01 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
Especially Cheddar.

And how do I know you aren’t lying? Guess I’ll never know because I’m never speaking to you again after this!
serpentinthegarden: (Lurking)

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[personal profile] serpentinthegarden 2020-07-01 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ He makes a face at his phone which doesn't translate well into text at all. ]

Fine. Won't see you around then.
hardtoignore: (Even More Unimpressed)

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[personal profile] hardtoignore 2020-07-01 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
[He isn’t even going to respond. Just blocking Anthony’s number.]