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[scotch_egg]

[he is obviously not there. Wherever he is there is a cozy flat and the sight of a city that is not New York outside of the window. That might be hard to tell as it's bucketing rain. But nevermind that]

Are there really [he makes an expression like he's eating a whole basketful of lemons] portals now? Or has everyone finally lost their bloody minds?

Did you drink the water? Eat a funny mushroom? Tell me that I didn't miss out on some mass hallucination, because if so, I would have postponed the trip.

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[temptationaccomplished]

[ooc: He was going to be a bit tetchy because of the event/corruption stuff but have a hungry Fell instead. He's wearing the scarf Anthony mentioned that he got him, but his sleeves are rolled up and he's sans bow tie because it's like upper-80s in temperature and he's sitting in the park. It's sunny, it's pretty, and it's very definitely not raining buckets at all. Not even a drizzle.]

Oh, I didn't notice anything funny about the mushrooms. Now, the eggs were a bit on the odd side, and in nearly everything. I'd buy you some, but you hardly eat anything, and I'm not sure it would keep.

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[scotch_egg]

Are you serious with me right now. There cannot be ... portals of all things. What the hell.

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[temptationaccomplished]

No, I'm afraid Hell wasn't involved. Aside from Anthony; we had a lovely date. he bought me a scarf.

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[scotch_egg]

Horseshit. [he doesn't believe it] That's impossible. This isn't some... fantasy, you know. No matter what you remember.

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[temptationaccomplished]

Do not tell me what to believe, Alec. I went through those portals. You didn't.

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[scotch_egg]

That doesn't make any bloody sense. That can't be real. [how can it be real? Reality was reality!] Are you sure you're not on some kind of acid trip?

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[temptationaccomplished]

Hm. Never done acid.

But isn't there something with worms and their tunnels that could amount to portals? I'm sure there was. Something on a programme I saw with that Hawking fellow.

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[scotch_egg]

[he has no idea what you're talking about. But he feels on the wrong end of a joke. Fell is also being a bit shirty with him so he feels maybe the man has finally gotten sick of him. About bloody time too. Things can go back to normal]

Right. Sure.

Stay out of trouble. [he wasn't sure what else to say-- and he realizes he doesn't sound entirely convincing that he's convinced but that's because this is ridiculous]

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[temptationaccomplished]

Trouble, yes, right. Hard to enforce that from... where are you? Across the pond somewhere? If you'd like to play big brother and police us, you'd better be coming back.

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[scotch_egg]

[what the hell was with that attitude]

Maybe you shouldn't need policing. You're both adults.

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[temptationaccomplished]

But you enjoy it.

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[scotch_egg]

[that stung. Did he? No. Did it give him purpose? Embarrassingly yes. It was a failing, he knew. A fault.]

I'll just leave you to it then.