[It all makes sense, but doesn't seem wildly practical. Getting to a river would take awhile.
He turns, then realizes he needs to bring the phone along and grabs that as he walks. He sets it back down in the kitchen with some fussing, right next to the sink. He grabs a paper towel and runs the faucet.]
I guess you would have told me pretty fast if I was just crazy, so.. Here goes nothing.
[He sets the flame to the edge of the paper napkin, and watches it light up faster than he expected. He drops it into the sink with a shout, and backs away immediately]
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He turns, then realizes he needs to bring the phone along and grabs that as he walks. He sets it back down in the kitchen with some fussing, right next to the sink. He grabs a paper towel and runs the faucet.]
I guess you would have told me pretty fast if I was just crazy, so.. Here goes nothing.
[He sets the flame to the edge of the paper napkin, and watches it light up faster than he expected. He drops it into the sink with a shout, and backs away immediately]