I don't think I've ever actually seen that show. Game of Thrones, I mean. Or the others.

[He laughs.]

I was joking. And anyway, I wasn't going to toss a poor helpless snake out in the middle of Manhattan. Real memories or not, he deserves a home, same as any other.

Besides. I tried doing the whole magic thing a little earlier this month and got nothing for it. I took it very seriously; got that out of my system. I'm sure your cousin would be appalled.