No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no....

[ Drama, complete with several firm shakes of his head. ]

What are you doing in New York?? What are you doing on this network, I haven't even tagged into this network yet! Wait, never mind, it doesn't matter. Just turn around and go back home. There has to be something you could do far away from here... Aren't there still schools in England?