In the beginning I was actually a snake. There was nothing strange about a snake having snake eyes.

Other than the shades, I don't remember what I must have done out there in the human world. It would take a lot I think to influence every single person I meet into thinking everything was normal... You really think I had that much power? I'm not sure I...--

[ Wait. ]

Cute?

[ Parish the silly smitten grin that threatened to blossom across his lips! Cute!

I mean it was a terrible, horrible, no good, FAR too sweet word but when Aziraphale said it the disgusting word turned into poetry.

He thinks my eyes are cute! ]

Nah, they don't hurt. They do make it easier to see in the dark. I'll be able to cheat like hell if we ever end up playing midnight hide 'n seek.