What?? No! Hexham isn't off the grid. It just teeters on the line. Not much night life there at all, some times I think there are more sheep than people... It's where I grew up. Most of the family is still there. All good reasons not to move back there now that I think on it.

Right, mocking nicknames, made up on the fly. Mr. Martini, cause he could use a few to loosen up that frown. And then you have Ms. Becker whose name could be made into something really rude just by changing a single letter!