[He turns the spoon upside down and slowly draws it out from between his lips. Seduction takes a backseat though as his eyes light up mischievously.]

Wouldn't that be a clever trick if I did? Presto! [He laughs, giddy with the idea.] Pull up a bed-sheet and suddenly-- [With a theatrical gasp, he enthusiastically pulls a throw-blanket off the couch to reveal a pillow underneath.] POOF! --there's a statue! Maybe your underpants are all up my sleeve, tied together, like that handkerchief trick!